RCMP search Premier Mike�s office
Toronto � Investigating for the Walkerton Tainted-Water Inquiry, RCMP officers entered and searched Ontario Premier Mike Harris� offices, last week. They were looking for evidence that would indicate that Mike and the �boys� knew something was foul at Walkerton long before the problem occurred. What they haven�t revealed is whether they found incriminating evidence or not. More surprising is what they did find!
�Whoa Nell!� exclaimed Cst. Doonowrong when asked about the investigation. �First let me say that the material related to the Walkerton disaster can�t be revealed for security reasons but the other stuff is wide open for discussion.�
When pressed for more detail, Cst. Doonowrong muttered, �Holy Mother of Pearl!�
After being prodded with a second cup of Tim�s, the officer finally opened up.
�First of all there was the hardware!� said the officer.
�Computer hardware?�
�No, HARDWARE! Matching hoods, split-crotch panties and whips sets, pictures of his own mother naked, Penis enlargement pills, a catalogue from Kween�s Park Headshop, close-up photography of beavers and emails from men that suggested unnatural acts that I�ve never even seen in the Mounties.�
�Were you surprised?�
�Absolutely! I can�t believe that that mole-dicked, motherfucking pervert is Premier of Ontario,� Doonowrong declared. |
