Pope plans shadow gazing
Wiarton Willie miffed
Hereafter � The recently deceased John Paul II has told reporters here in the hereafter, that he expects to see his own shadow in a couple of days. Reports out of Wiarton, Ontario have Wiarton Willie being totally pissed off.
�He has a lot of nerve getting in on the shadow-sighting biz,� WW chirped, �That has been my realm for years. You didn�t see me resurrecting myself the year my handlers found me dead a few springs ago!�
As for the still-warm-bodied Pontiff, he�s going ahead with his plans.
�It�s always been an option in the hereafter,� His ex-Holiness revealed. �It�s simply a matter of having the exact change.�
Apparently, the old adage about pockets in a funeral gown is a misnomer.
In other hereafterly news, Mother Teresa was seen lunching with the lately late Pope, in a wee diner called Heavenly Hot Plate. Oddly enough, John Lennon serenaded the couple by singing Imagine while playing acoustic guitar. Keith Moon accompanied him on snare drum, but mostly Bombay Sapphire.
Afterwards, Teresa was heard to mutter, �He�s hot! �
Witnesses were unable to determine if she were commenting on his temperature or manly appearance. |
