News in Review
London � Lord Geoffrey Archer ripped himself a new one after being sentenced to four years in prison for perjury. Upon arriving in his new digs, Lord Archer, or Geoffy Baby as his new cellmate likes to call him, made the mistake of choosing to be the cell-husband only to find out that his �wife� had a dick that needed sucking!!
Genoa � Jean Chr�tien was caught telling the �you suck one little cock� joke at the G8 summit meeting.
Genoa - George W. Bush (pictured above) was offended obviously and ordered that Kananaskis be nuked back to the Stone Age.
Genoa - Meanwhile a man, mistaken as a protester by most news agencies, was killed. In fact, he had declared that he was behind the Genoan police 110% but they neglected to install the beeper that normally sounds when their vehicles go into reverse.
Toronto � The Mike Harris government continues to confuse and disturb its constituents with announcements of cuts and spending. The latest declaration involves the removal from OHIP of audiological tests. Mike�s answer to protesters was, �We have found that listening to facts is always confusing for us so we think that everyone should be hard of hearing!�
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In consideration of those that don�t remember jokes, haven�t heard the jokes referred to here or don�t like jokes, dougzone is pleased to provide them.
Joke Reference #1: A rather meek fellow is sentenced to jail and is placed in a cell with a huge and grotesque man. The man suggests that cellmates are seen as married couples and offers the new inmate the choice of being the �husband� or the �wife�. The new fellow chooses to be the �husband� only to be told to approach and suck his �wife�s� cock.
Joke Reference #2: A man is seen standing on the railing of a huge bridge apparently about to commit suicide. A stranger approaches and asks why he is perched there. The despondent man says, �You see that mural over there? I painted that but do they call me a great painter? No! This bridge I�m standing on was designed by me but do they call me a great architect? No! But, you suck one little cock�� |
