Toronto idiots hope to unite faiths
Toronto � In a stunning move that originated in the TTC�s subway system, two of Toronto�s zealots hope to rebuild a mosque in Kabul, Afghanistan and combine it with Canada�s United Church.
�Any idea spawned in the subway should be set aside once you come to the surface,� exclaimed Elaine, an anonymous TTC regular. �Once, I thought I could fiddle with the outcome of an online photo contest but I have since realised my error in judgement.�
Mark Persaud, Rev. Brian Brown of the United Church and Mobeen Khaja, President of the strangely named Association of Progressive Muslims of Ontario, co-hatched the mosque-rebuilding plan.
For Brown, this plan is a way to promote the United Church beyond Canada�s borders.
�Hey, what the hell! The banks are amalgamating and making huge profits as a result. Why can�t churches and mosques do the same?�
Khaja sees another plus.
�What better way to begin soaking those poor war-torn individuals of their hard-earned cash than to immediately re-establish religion in every neighbourhood. I admit the combined mosque-church or murch, as I like calling it, will take a bit of getting used to.�
�I prefer the name churque and if that doesn�t get the nod then I will have United Church militants burn the son-of-a-bitch to the ground,� Brown whined. �I couldn�t give a Shiite what they think!!� |
