Peterborough, ON � As imagined right here at this site in October (�Mike Harris is giving away books because he can!�), My Ontario Millennium Memento, a book produced by Mike Harris� common sense government for all of Ontario�s students, is being rejected by ungrateful students in Peterborough. MPP Gary Stewart was the reluctant recipient of fifty of the wasteful publications, yesterday. The 160-page piece of crap was mass-produced by the Ministry of Culture, Recreation and Political Propaganda at the astounding cost of $2.5 million.
�We are absolutely disgusted with this �gift� from the government,� complained Mahatma Coat, a student at Peterborough District High School. �In a couple of years, I will be forced to shell out many dollars to continue my education thanks to Harris� politics. This book is a total waste of money. He can shove it where the sun don�t shine!�
Stewart lied as he declared his annoyance, �The response received has been overwhelmingly positive in the rest of Ontario. I am dismayed by this turn of events.�
�He shouldn�t be dismayed, he should be dismembered!� Coat retorted.
The 160-page document, 56 of which are blank, contains an assortment of student-made articles and artwork as well as a personal message from the Premier.
�I wish he had put as much thought into this project as he did money,� Coat added. �After all, the millennium is still a year away!�
