dougzone
Fourth Secret of Fatima revealed
Snelgrove � Fatima, a town renowned for startling revelations, has been in the news of late, once again. Pope J2P2 announced an 83-year-old secret a few days ago and today another secret of Fatima has been proclaimed.
The story so far:
Back in 1917, three preteens allegedly saw a vision of the �Virgin� Mary. Not only did She appear to these punks but She also spoke to them!
The three �secrets� included Her immaculate heart being the supreme remedy, Russia would be converted and, finally, that a pope would be assassinated.
Well, how about that? Pretty strange, eh!
Here at dougzone, this seemed like a little too much so an extensive investigation was begun. Using the ever-popular interview style of reporting, the truth about Fatima is, here, proclaimed. Speaking to you from inside a Tim Horton�s in Snelgrove, Ontario, it�s the Virgin Mary.
dougzone: Good morning, Miss Mary! Can we call you that?
VM: You can call me anything but late for dinner!
dougzone: Ah, Mary, you�ll have to speak up. You are inside a muffin!
VM: Damn it all to hell! I have to get a new agent!
dougzone: That�s much better. Our readers want to know your side of the Fatima story. It has been in the papers that a third �secret� of yours was, finally, revealed just last week.
VM: Rubbish! Utter rubbish! I didn�t have any secrets and likely never will.
dougzone: No, you don�t get it. You apparently told some kids some things that were kept secret for all this time.
VM: No, YOU don�t get it. The truth is that I was never anywhere near Fatima that day! I remember that day vividly. I had the worst case of cramps that I have ever had and could barely breath let alone make an apparition.
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