PETA accuses KFC of cruelty to animals
Toronto � Pamela Anderson, on behalf of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), has written John Bitove, Chairman of the Board at Kentucky Fried Chicken�s (KFC�s) parent company, accusing KFC of unethical treatment of chickens.
One can only imagine what was going through Anderson�s head when she wrote the letter. Could it have been a piece of chicken? Perhaps it was Tommy Lee�s love muscle?
A. Spokesman speaking for KFC was astounded.
�How does she think we make this stuff? Without deep-frying a chicken�s parts?�
That comment immediately brought to mind that one piece of KFC that no one can recognize as being part of a chicken.
Spokesman went on to add, �Have you ever been deep-fried? It�s just got to hurt, and if you are going to have a business called Kentucky Fried Chicken, although we disavow any knowledge of that name, you are going to have to �unethically� deal with some chickens, I would have to say!�
Anderson, apart from revealing that she can compose a letter, suggested to the press, �Anyone aware of KFC�s treatment of chickens would never eat another drumstick,� carefully avoiding a breast-joke.
�I know there is a breast joke in here somewhere,� Bitove mused to himself, but was overheard by dougzone mind-eavesdroppers. Out loud, he decided to write Anderson a letter inviting Anderson to dine, preferably, at one of Canada�s KFC restaurants, while thinking, �What better way to get a lunch or dinner with a �legitimate� movie star!�
Officials at PETA were unavailable for comment. They were likely doing lunch at a Kentucky Fried Soya (KFS). |
