Airborne Hooters
Atlanta, Georgia � Hooters, a well-known American eatery, well known for its owl mascot and scantily clad female employees, has entered the fly-boy business.
�We looked at the traditional airline fare, crappy food and warm beer, and decided that we could certainly match that,� Hooters President Billy Joe Bob Smith, �I mean, what could be nicer than a mess of hot wings and a Bud while you wing your way to Memphis for a corporate showdown?�
Hooters is seeking a court injunction against its own worst enemy, itself. A previous company motto stated, �A bird in the hand is safer than a bird overhead.�
�In retrospect, and we understand that hindsight is damn near 100%, we should have thought that slogan right through to the foreseeable end,� Smith yee-hawed, �I�m having the computer geeks white it out from the company website tomorrow.�
Hooters Air motto is believed to be, �In the event of a water landing, feel free to use a stewardess as a flotation device.� |
