Toronto � Yet another classroom was set asunder by Mike Harris, this week, when he actually attended a local day care.
�Oh, it was a terrible day,� exclaimed Susie X. Hollander, the day care�s operator. �He spent most of the day in the washroom calling out, �Wipe my bummmmmmm!!!!�
Mikey was reported to have announced, �Mikey has been a very bad boy. Please, spank me!� and �I don�t cross my legs like the other children because Mommy says it is bad for my special package.�
Day care workers also noticed that he grabbed all the toys and wouldn�t share with any of the other children.
Harris� office claimed, �Mr. Harris wanted the people of Ontario to see the fine shape of day cares since he decided to start spending money.�
An insider, who wished to remain anonymous, was quoted as saying, �I know this is going to be a nightmare. We have the spin doctors on speed-dial, today.�
