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| Here, Mike is pictured� A) taping one of his umpteen political commercials in a public school? B) explaining to little kids why their teacher is a little tired? C) spending the longest three years of his life: Grade 4? |
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| Thirdly, here is Mike� A) appearing sad for the death in the Ipperwash incident? B) appearing sad when informed of the Walkerton deaths? C) pouting when the girlfriend dumped him and he had to invision going back to the �anchor�? |
| In the first photo Mike is� A) praying that everyone at Ipperwash is OK? B) praying that everyone in Walkerton is OK? C) practising begging for sex with the wife? |
| In the next photo, Mike is� A) explaining one of his brilliant plans to the Ontario electorate? B) announcing his retirement as Premier of Ontario? C) taping an introduction of himself for dating service in Toronto in case things don't work out with the Mrs.? |
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| Penultimately, here�s Mike� A) dressed up to for Halloween? B) pictured as he dressed for a high school play? C) pictured as he thinks we will all remember him in the years to come? |
| And finally, we see Michael Harris� A) showing off to fellow workers at his first job? B) breaking ground at a new building site? C) applying for his next job as a non-unionized shovel operator in North Bay? |
| Everyone here at dougzone will, sorrowfully, miss Mike Harris. Do the Ontario PCs have it within them to replace the man that has been the fodder for so many articles? Mike, please, settle up with the old doll quickly and get your sorry ass back in politics soon. |