Christ: Absolutely! There are a couple of misconceptions out there.
First, I wasn�t named when Joseph hit his thumb with a hammer.
Second, Easter is too commercial. I�m surprised that Home Hardware hasn�t done a spot in which they are helping the bloody Romans pick out lumber for My cross and mentioning that nails are on sale for Passover!
Third, My middle name isn�t Fucking. It is Harvey!
dougzone: Harvey?
Christ: Yes, Jesus H. Christ!
dougzone: Thanks for this, Jesus.
Christ: If I never hear that phrase again, it will be too Father damn soon!
dougzone: Well, good-bye, then.
Christ: Thank you.
dougzone: No! Thank You, Jesus!
Christ: Oh, shit!
