Qu�bec sect plans to deliver human clone
Roxton Falls, Qu�. � The Raelian Church of Canada is defending its plan to produce the first human clone. The church, an officially recognized religion in Qu�bec, was founded by a former French racing-car driver.
A spokeswoman for Clonaid, a company established by the Raelians, protested, �We �ave de technology so pourquoi we shouldn�t be husing it? Tabernacle!� (�We know how to do this so why shouldn�t we? Tabernacle!�)
Interestingly enough, the Raelians have a dashboard instead of an alter.
The Swiss-based hedonistic movement follows the concept that humans are the result of an alien experiment.
�Dat is pourquoi we �ave no problem wit� dis cloning. Hit is just da next steps in da process.� (Cloning is the logical extension of a lab project for which we have no responsibility.)
All Raelian services are held on the infields of racetracks. The �minister� is referred to as the starter and the sacramental wine called 10W30 is served from squeeze bottles.
Surprisingly, the Raelians have planned the birth to occur sometime in December.
�Well, you know da most well-known bebe dat was hever birthed was born in Decembre. Since, we �ave the hability den pourquoi pas!!� (Someone from another well-known religion was born this month and if we hope to compete in the open-religious-market, our enfant better be born this month, aussi!!)
A film of the entire procedure will be made public in the New Year and will be shown in a drive-in theatre near you. |
