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| Chr�tien firing on all cylinders Toronto � Prime Minister Jean Chr�tien has had a busy couple of weeks on the firing range and many observers are surprised by his latest attempt. It all began a while ago with the apparent release of Herb Gray, an aging and cancer-ridden, although who could tell, parliamentarian. For Chr�tien this was only the beginning. �Hi �ad to let �erb goes because I could no longer struggle with the pronunciation d�of his nom,� the Right, although leaning to the left, Honourable Prime Minister said. (I had to let Herb go because I couldn�t tolerate the struggle of trying to say �Herb�) Next, two weeks ago, Art Eggleton, at the time Minister of Defence, was released of his obligations as a Cabinet member. H�i �ave h�always �ad problems avec the term defence. Where is de� fence? Why do I needs a Minister for de fence?� (Minister of the fence? Where is the fence? Why am I paying some h�anglo to watch a fence?) Recently and suddenly, Chr�tien gave Paul Martin, long time Cabinet member and heir apparent, his walking papers. It is felt that Martin was spending too much time campaigning for Chr�tien�s job. �Oui, d�ere were h�always balloon coming from de ceiling and de band were toujours playing songs of joy and jubilation,� Chr�tien recalled. (Yes, the atmosphere was always off the track of governing and always on to replacing my sorry h�ass.) Most recently, it is felt that Chr�tien, overcome with firing-euphoria, actually had Buck Martinez, former coach of the Toronto Blue Jays, released from his post, too. �We are not certain but a call did come from outside the organization that suggested that �Buck was fini, too,�� an anonymous spokesman for the Jays confirmed. |
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