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| Minutes from the National Conference of Bishops released Dallas � The following are excerpts from the minutes of the National Conference of Bishops held last weekend in Dallas, Texas. The meeting, for which the theme seemed to be, �Let�s do bugger all,� actually had some very interesting moments. 1. Suggestions for Conference subtitle 2. Conference Theme Song (sung to the tune of Chattanooga Choo Choo) Hey, altar boy, Is that the priest that poked your poopchute? You were aged nine, He was drunk on sacrament wine!! 3. On The Lighter Side Best name for altar boys: 1. Phil McCavity and Phil McCracken (tie) 2. Ben Dover 3. Tommy (deaf, dumb and blind boy from rock opera by same name) Most Dangerous Altar Boy Responsibility: Two-handed altar buffing Overheard at Conference bar: 1. �If only they would let women be priests, then we wouldn�t have this problem.� 2. �So, I say to the boy, �Just like Don Cherry says, �Keep both hands on the stick!�� 3. �Altar boy, schmaltar boy! Give me a goat any old time.� 4. �I can�t wait for the K-Y Jelly booth to open!� 5. �I�m hoping to pick up some of those hobnail dress shoes for better grip� 6. �Got any nude photos of your altar boy? Want some?� 7. �I�ll give you odds that he doesn�t make it to Toronto.� 8. �There once was an altar boy from Boston�Come on, give me some help on this.� 9. �Zero tolerance is for sissies� 10. �Mea culpa, my ass!!!� |
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