Families sues U.S., reject 9/11 �bribe�
Washington � For some it is blood money, for some it is a chance to get rich quick but for a very few it is just plain stupid.
The U.S. government�s self-imposed deadline for acceptance of their post-9/11-please-don�t-sue-our-sorry-asses settlement offer has passed and some individuals are just now getting on the look-out-honey-mommy-is-going-to-buy-new-shoes-and-a-dress-to-match-the-diamond-necklace-that-she-is-going-to-be-able-to-have-handmade-to-measure-by-white-folks-not-working-in-a-sweatshop-sweepstakes bandwagon, hereafter referred to as the LOHMIGTBNSAADTMTDNTSIGTBATHHTMBWFNWIASSSB.
The LOHMIGTBNSAADTMTDNTSIGTBATHHTMBWFNWIASSSB (Ed. an anagram, that should just about bring to an obvious culmination, the use of anagrams themselves to get anywhere on behalf of just about any cause, please, although we are yet to hear from Anagrams �R� Us and that should be a fine meeting) got underway today as the LOHMIGTBNSAADTMTDNTSIGTBATHHTMBWFNWIASSSBists launched a lawsuit against just about everyone on behalf of a little known and presumed dead tourist known as Peter Guzli.
Mr.Guzli (not an assumed name) is happy to report that despite attending at the WTC toppling, an attack by the Michelin Man�s brother, the Staypuff Marshmallow Man, and an unscheduled appearance at a Canadian audiology lab, that he is fine and living in Hungary.
However, despite extremely solid evidence to the contrary, the LOHMIGTBNSAADTMTDNTSIGTBATHHTMBWFNWIASSSB, in its own selfish way, suggests in its lawsuit that since so many people believed that Guzli died moments after his �photo� was taken, many if not all people of the world should benefit from his �loss�.
U.S. law being what it is, and it is unfortunately, we should get an out-of-court-settlement announcement soon after Mr. Guzli actually dies after a long and healthy life, if that is possible, in Hungary.
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