INFO ABOUT THE AUTHOR
The Rev. Douglas L. Schooler is an ordained minister in the Universal Life Church. The very single father of a 9 year old son currently resides in Erlanger, Ky. The Rev. is the current pastor of the Church of GoodTimes and is always looking for new members for his growing congregation. If your an attractive female with the motto "OK I'll do that" then the esteemed Rev. is interested in you. Please contact him at [email protected]
If you are an unattractive overwieght female then contact Papajohns.com
In closing we give you the Reverend's famous quote "It only feels funny the first time"
