The Brain
Prof M. Indlez of Thinkinblob Institute informs us, "The brain has actually been proven to think because electrical impulses occur in the brain when we think. We therefore know that it must be the brain thinking. You see the brain is shaped so that it thinks. It's all very obvious, really".
Dr S. Lice of Kuttemmup Medical Clinic stated, "Certain parts of people's brains produce electrical impulses when certain thoughts occur. This led us to realise the 'fact' that it must have been these parts which created the thought. We think better than gorillas because we evolved an extra bit on our brain that we loosely term the 'human part'".
Mr Lookattit of Seeker Street Wochumackallitt notes, "I was watching a documentary once that showed all these people born with less than normal brain and they were just like everyone else. Many didn't have the so call 'human part'. Some had almost no brain at all and were completely normal. It mentioned that it was because their brain was originally formed that way in the womb".
"Yes", says Miss Mary Brown of Smithville, "I read how that one child was born with no brain whatsoever and had survived the time in the mother's womb and lived for 27 days outside it also. It drank and soiled its nappy (pants) etc just like any other baby. When they did the autopsy they found it only had liquid where the brain should be. The baby's intelligence had used the liquid to produce the electrical impulses to get the body to do things because there was no brain".
When asked about this Prof M. Indlez said that he had too much on his mind and so his brain was too busy to answer.
Dr Lung Chbreak (late) of the Doctors for Early Retirement Institute once stated, "We made a perfect replica of the brain in the 60's and still can't get a single solitary thought out of it. We have tried all sorts of things".
Researcher Upen Thuair mentions, "we did note that when people think the big toes respond. And we are now starting to realise that it might be our big toe that does the thinking. I removed both of my big toes in the tests and haven't found anything yet. But this could be because having removed my toes I can't think now. I'm sure that further study will reveal more. Does anyone have any big toes they wish to donate for testing? Just leave them at the front desk and I'll stumble down and get them".