FULL NAME: Doug (You don't need to know the rest)
NICKNAME: Dougie, Doug E. Fresh, Doug, Big D
NICKNAME I PRACTICULARLY DISLIKE: Dog, Doug the cartoon guy
BIRTHDAY: 11/25/?? (I haven't figured out the year, I think it's about 3000 BC or so)
PARENTS: Tom and Lynn
SIBLINGS AND THEIR NAMES AND AGES: Miles age 8, Kim age 5
FORMER SCHOOL: New School
CURRENT SCHOOL: Washtenaw Community College
BEST/ GOOD FRIENDS: Jeff, Ben, Josh, Erik, Damon, Evan, and all my other friends at the New School, and elseware.
INTERNET FRIENDS: LOTS.....Jeff, Monica, family, boy I think I mised a few....
PETS AND THEIR NAMES:  Foxy (dog)
JOBS: Unemployed.  The worst job on the planet. Tip on jobs: NEVER become a bagger, especially at Meijer!
HOBBIES: LOTS, Reading, writing, swimming, skiing, playing video games, canoeing, hiking,
biking, nude beaches :-P, rockets, model trains, bombs (j/k, just seeing if you are awake), far side, south park, humor, Cedar Point, ect, ect, ect......did i forget anything?  Oh yea, and Arson, murder, insanity, drinking blood, and jumping off tall buildings (j/k).
THINGS YOU COLLECT: JUNK!!!!  and for some strange reason T-shirts
BEST ADVICE EVER GIVEN: don't act stupid and kill yourself at an early age....
WORDS OR PHRASES YOU OVER USE: Shut up!!!
DREAM CAR: 97 Chevy Camaro or a Dodge Ram. Or some type of Honda.
FAVE SPORT: FOOTBALL!!! (hey I'm from Michigan what do you expect? GO BLUE!!) also baseball and soccer.
COOLEST EXPERIENCE IN LIFE: Uhhhhh........ huh huh huh........ which one? the G-rated or the XXX/NC-17 rated?(j/k) Cedar Point!!!
SCARIEST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE: tried to figure out what's beyond the universe. My brain almost exploded from the strain.
THINGS THAT YOU REGRET DOING: ~~Classified~~
THINGS THAT YOU WISH YOU WOULD'VE DONE: Gotten a life a long time ago.......
FAVORITE PLACE ON THE PLANET: Camp A-G-Q (not Ago), and Cedar Point
FAVE THING TO DO IN THE WINTER: Throw snowballs at people, also ski, sled, slip on ice, get frostbite, loose a few fingers... ;->
FAVE THING TO DO IN THE SPRING: super-soke anyone within 50 feet, swim, camp out far away from civilized man
FAVE THING TO DO IN THE SUMMER: Cedar Point, Spring Break, Camp A-G-Q, ride bike until I'm half dead, sunburn redder than the the word red, also see spring activities.
FAVE THING TO DO IN THE FALL: push all the leaves to my neighbor's lawn, so he has to rake them
LITTLE-KNOWN TALENT YOU POSSES: burning stuff.  Burn baby, burn!
SPECIAL SKILLS OR TALENTS: see above
SONGS THAT COULDN'T BE IMPROVED: my theme song, oh wait I don't have one...
MOST INFLUIENTIAL PERSON: myself
SPECIAL AWARD YOU'VE WON: most annoying person, best "Yo Mama" jokes...
CHARACTER TRAITS YOU LOOK FOR IN A PERSON: sense of humor
WHAT YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP: Normal (whatever that is)
FUTURE GOALS: Get married... get a house... have a kid... Get a life.... win the lottery.... be rich..... have fun....go crazy and kill all the telmarketers and mail marketers in the world (j/k)...
COOLEST MUSICAL YOU HAVE SEEN: Phantom of the Opera, I love anything that has to do with it!
FAVE MUSIC: Everything except some country and some opera.
GROUPS/SINGERS YOU ENJOY: REM RULES!, Rage Against the Machine, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Christina Agulara, Korn, Will Smith, Mariah Carey, Puff Daddy, Snoop Dog, Eminem, Dr. Dre, Vit. C
CURRENT FAVE SONG: Other Side by Red Hot Chili Peppers, I sing it every time I hear it on the radio
FAVE COLORS: dark purple
FAVE FOOD: Chinese food
LEAST FAVE FOOD: Tofu
FUNNIEST PEOPLE YOU KNOW: What is funny?
FAVE SUBJECT: Science
LEAST FAVE SUBJECT: English
IN AND AROUND THE C.D. PLAYER: CDs (what did you expect, anyway?)
FAVE BOOKS: Star Trek (noticing a pattern?), Ender's Game Series, anything by Heinelin, Asmov, Card, King, Chriton, and some other books
FAVE CARTOON CHARACTER: Marvin the Martian
FAVE ACTOR: Sean Connery up in here,Will Smith, Jim Carrey, Robin Williams, plus all the actors on any Star Trek movie or show
FAVE ACTRESS: Kate Mulgrew, Jeri Ryan, and the other Star Trek characters...
FAVE MOVIES: LOTS! Sleepy Hollow, The Matrix, all the Star trek movies, Titanic, Groundhog Day, Wayne's World 2, The Mummy, Austin Powers 2, can't forget the Star Wars Trilogy, oh darn mental block.....
FAVE MOVIE WITH SEAN CONNERY IN IT: Actually there are three, Goldfinger (James Bond), The Hunt for Red October, and The Rock ("Loosers whine about how they'll do their best, winners go home and **** the prom queen.")
FAVE ANIMAL: Cats, Pomeranians (hope I spelled it right)
FAVE T.V. SHOWS: Star Trek, of course!! also Simpsons, South Park, Home Improvement, Fraiser, X Files, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, TRL, and some others I can't remember because I'm too darn tired staying up until 4 am....
BEST EXCUSE LINE: The mailman did it!!
BEST PICK UP LINE: "I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?" (yea, yea, I stole it from the Geico commercial but it was a good one)
LEAST FAVE DAY: Monday
FAVE MONTH: October (Candy!!), November (Birthday!!), December (Christmas!!!)
FAVE HOLIDAY: Christmas, 4th of July, Birthday, Holloween, any holiday that I get paid extra to work on it....
FAVE THING TO WEAR: Loose Jeans and a loose Tshirt
LEAST FAVE THING TO WEAR: tight clothes, spandex

SAYINGS, ADVICE, ECT.:
Likes: women.
Wants: a million dollars, and whirled peas (world peace)

Quotes:
"Don't let people push you around or walk all over you."
"Loosers are people who quit trying, Winners are people who don't quit. "

Thoughts:
I am an It. I am your spleen. Or perhaps I'm a voice in your head.

Sorry, I cannot come to reality at this time, or ever.
Please leave a message after the beep.
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!

A silence desends upon the crowd, killing 2 and injuring several more.

Darkness desends on the city, damaging several buildings and crushing several innocent people.

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