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Full name: James Michael Williams
Age: 15
Date of Birth: 28th May 1988
Hobbies: Making movies (his last epic involved him running around Devon carrying a bag of meat products for an hour and a half while being chased by savage dogs)
Interests: Lemon Jelly (the food or the band?), alternative medacine, weight issues, family photos, birth announcments, filing cabinets and the history of door handles.
Favourite Film: Rat Race and the Naked Gun series (a constant sourse of inspiration)
Favourite Game: Scrabble
Favourite Band: Elastic
Favourite Food: Lemon Jelly
Favourite Breed of Monkey: Orangutangs
Most Treasured Posession: Now if I told you that I would be held liable for many accusations.