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| A collection of reviews of the Rebel Gemstone Team website: "Best website since nintendo.com" - Sony Corp. "Two thumbs!" - E. Burt "5 Triangles!" - USA Today "What's an RGT?" - Cnet.com "I did not bookmark that webpage. I'm only saying it once. I did not bookmark that webpage." - President William Jefferson Clinton Voted the number one website on the Internet by no one! Nominated for no awards whatsoever! The RGT must DIE!!!!!" -Black Squirrel of Death "A divine inspiration!" - Pope John Paul II "A crackling good yarn!" - Kirrkus Book Review "Oh, I'm sorry. That was the wrong review..." - Kirrkus Book Review "I am your webmaster!" - Darth Vader "Scrumtralescent!" - God "Don't mess with Texas." - President George W. "Dubbya" Bush "Windows XP will have links to our new site, microsoft.com/RWT, built into every shortcut. Please note that this is not an antitrust violation since the Rebel Windows Team is not in competition with the RGT. In fact, the RWT is already planning an upgrade to their campaign against the Black Gerbils of Doom." - Bill Gates #1 on the New York Times Worstseller's list! Or at least it would be if the RGT sold anything. The following could not be reached for comment (in no particular order): Russian President Vladimir Putin, Queen Elizabeth II, Sen. Trent Lott, and the Devil. The following declined to comment (in no particular order): Cuban Dictator Fidel Castro, Sen. Ted Kennedy, and Maryland Govenor Parris Glendening. Please note that the RGT does not endorse sites/agencies whose reviews we posted. -Compiled by the RGT staff |