rebelgemstonebio

The RGT Executive Board

The Mastermind

Although he is only a sophomore, The Mastermind commands the nearly universal respect of the Rebel Gemstone Team, receiving the minimal cynicism and mockery allowable under the RGT constitution. The Mastermind, 19th in a long line of Masterminds since Nostradamus (no-strahd-a-muss), was selected through a secret nomination process and installed in a complex ritual ceremony. His identity is known to no one, as he conducts meetings from behind a Wizard-of-Oz like screen; however, most of the executive board guessed after the second meeting and then told all their friends, so actually everyone knows. The Mastermind guides the RGT toward achieving its goals of anarchy, creativity, and freedom. He also maintains the website.

age: 19
year: sophomore
major:government and politics, world domination specialization
favorite color: all of them
favorite movie: Maverick,
favorite TV show: Survivor
quote: Are you pondering what I�m pondering, RGT members?

Karl-Johann Skwirlsbane

Head of RGT division 86-Z: Anti-squirrel operations.

KJ is the third member of his family to head this division, following in the footsteps of his father Blod Red Squirlsbane and his grandfather Mesch-Ingun Squirlsbane. KJ has overseen over thirty anti-squirrel maneuvers from Berlin down to Belize, and has personally been responsible for 429 human deaths while achieving 6 known kills.

age: 21
year: junior
major: animal sciences and electrical engineering
favorite color: red
favorite movie: The Squirrel Whisperer
favorite tv show: When Animals Attack
quote: I take a lot of pride in my work. I�m glad that I can take a leading role in making the world safe for� Hey! Is that a squirrel? Garrrrrrrr. . .C�mere, you fuzzy bastard!

Eric Eggs

Secretary of Intelligence I

The loud, gregarious, and outgoing Eggs is almost always the center of attention. In addition, his day-glo green hair makes him very easy to spot in a crowd. For these reasons, Eggs is ideal for covert operations: no one suspects him of hiding things in broad daylight. Agents in awe of his fantastic powers of insinuation often refer to him as God.

age: 18
year: freshman
/major: math, cryptology specialization
favorite color: black. . .it hides stuff (and day-glo green)
favorite movie: Sneakers
favorite tv show: Boston Private
quote: I am God. See me smite. You didn�t see anything?

Matthew Matth Finkelstein

Secretary of Intelligence II

Matth�s job is to determine whether or not an applicant is nerdy, geeky, or otherwise loser enough to be invited into the highly competitive Rebel Gemstone Team. He does it very well.

age: 18
year: sophomore (if you count the AP credits, he's a seventh year senior)
major: physics, math, physics, computer science, and physics.
favorite color: physics textbook blue
favorite movie: ?
favorite tv show: Square One, The Y-Files
quotes: Anyone who is not shocked by quantum theory does not understand it. -Niels Bohr

           Nobody understands quantum theory. -Richard Feynman

Shannon

SSS Liaison

Shannon, the RGT liaison to the SSS (secret society of Shannons), has no last name. A UMD alumnus, she is a blonde bombshell by profession. She has successfully lured dozens of boys, used them mercilessly to satiate her needs, and then discarded them, pale shells of their previous selves. She has also been known to stalk her prey. Unfortunately for mankind, her need for badminton partners increases exponentially, meaning that she can be expected to take even more victims in the near future.

age: 23
year/major: alumna '99 / abnormal psychology
favorite color: leopard print and leather
favorite movie: Fatal Attraction
favorite tv show: America�s Most Wanted
quotes: Hey there, stud. . . could you help me out with a little serve and volley?
             Hi Jon! Your hair looks really nice today.