Taken from NecroDrone's Journal: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/153822/
Completed June 28, 2007

ANGER
1. With whom did you last get angry?
A: A Coworker that got my promotion

2. What is your weapon of choice?
A: Rapier Sword

3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
A: Yes

4. How about of the same sex?
A: Yes

5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
A: Probably everybody

6. What is your pet peeve?
A: Ignorance

7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
A: I keep grudges pretty often


SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
A: Be a success

2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
A: 30 minutes late to work

3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
A: No one wants me to contact them

4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
A: I am a loser (Although not really an excuse)

5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?
A: Yes

6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?
A: June 14, 2007

7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
A: Zero


GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
A: Dr. Pepper

2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?
A: Neither

3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
A: 2 ounces

4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
A: No

5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
A: Yes

6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
A: Salty foods

7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, LUNCH?
A: No


LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
A: I would estimate about 300

2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?
A: I would estimate about 100

3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
A: Yes

4. Have you done it?
A: Yes

5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
A: Legs

6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
A: Yes

7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
A: Yes


GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?
A: Zero

2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
A: Fry's Electronics

3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
A: Invest

4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
A: Rich

6. Have you ever stolen anything?
A: Yes

7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
A: 3745


PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?
A: Winning several poker tournaments

2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
A: Winning several poker tournaments

3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
A: Being a success

4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
A: No

5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
A: Yes

6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
A: Yes

7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
A: Put a co-worker in her place


ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
A: Friends

2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?
A: Hugh Heffner

3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
A: Adof Hitler

4. Have you ever been cheated on?
A: Can't when you never had anyone 

5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
A: Yes

6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
A: High metabolism

7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?
A: Evny


THE SEVEN HEAVELY VIRTUES

FAITH
1. What religion do you follow?
A: Athetism

2. What religion were you raised as?
A: None

3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property?
A: Human property

4. Do you have your own commandments
A: No

5. What was the last promise you broke?
A: To be a better person

6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it?
A: Yes

7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect?
A: No


HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season?
A: No

2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for?
A: That go on to not be a less of a success then I already am

3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure?
A: No

4. Freedom or fate?
A: Fate

5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket?
A: Yes

6. Do you gamble?
A: Yes

7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway?
A: Yes


CHARITY
1. What causes do you support?
A: Cancer

2. What causes have you given money or time to?
A: Cancer

3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless?
A: Yes

4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel?
A: No

5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street?
A: No

6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food?
A: Yes

7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need
A: A great deal



FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of?
A: Life

2. What did you do today that was really brave?
A: I wore a fursuit into my class

3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why?
A: Ben Stein, self explanation

4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone?
A: Yes

5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart?
A: Brain

6. Have you ever gotten stage fright?
A: No

7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower?:
A: Follower


JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty?
A: Yes

2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it?
A: Some way out of it

3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)?
A: Yes

4. Which should be guaranteed legal?
A: ???

5. Do you believe that George W. is rightfully President of the USA?
A: Yes

6. What was your favorite media circus trial?
A: Mine

7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician?
A: Yes


TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on?
A: Mistakes and being wrong

2. Do you collect anything?
A: Yes

3. Are you addicted to anything?
A: French fries

4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan?
A: No

5. What's your preferred method of paying for things?
A: Cash

6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do?
A: Live

7. Do you feel that you obsess over things?
A: Yes


PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know?
A: Ben Stein

2. Have you ever participated in a vigil?
A: No

3. Do you take advice when it's given?
A: Rarely

4. What area are you wisest in?
A: Numbers

5. Do you drive defensively?
A: No

6. What did you learn today?
A: Dress behavior and the messages they send

7. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue?
A: None