Tim-Dog the Fish

    Tim-Dog was a good friend of Todd the Horendous Lard-Ass. He also lived in Aurora, Illinois. Tim-Dog was 13, a year older than Todd. Todd liked Tim-Dog and Tim-Dog liked Todd. They liked each other. Tim-Dog, nicknamed the Fish, smelled like tuna. He liked tuna. Tuna was good and Tim-Dog liked it, especially on white bread with some fava beans. Tim-Dog also liked butter. Butter was good, and Tim-Dog ate it. Tim-Dog once ate a can of tuna at recess and shit his pants in P.E. class while doing sit-ups. The instructor of physical education thought this was bad. Todd thought it smelled. Todd laughed at Tim-Dog. Tim-Dog laughed too, but only for a short while due to the fact that he soiled his undies with brown stuff that smelled that smelled bad.

    From then on, Tim-Dog the Fish ran up to his chums at school and told them that he was going to shit on their shoes. The chums thought this was funny, because when someone shits on your shoes, it causes a laugh or two. Tim-Dog loved to play checkers too, but Todd liked backgammon. This didn’t matter to them. They sorted out their differences and remained friends. If Tim-Dog eats tuna he will shit his pants, everytime, never fails. This upset his parents. They didn’t like Tim-Dog, nope they didn’t like him, but Todd did. Todd is fat.