Perry likes Rollerblading

   There were a lot of things that Perry thought was fun. One of the things that Perry think is fun is rollerblading. He would rollerblade everywhere, even to the bathroom in his house. If you asked him why he rollerbladed to the bathroom he would tell you that he was trying to perfect his steez so he’d be ready for the 2003 Xgames. He considered himself a very aggressive in-line skater, and his custom made fanny-pack is the dopest in the game. Now, you may be asking yourself, what’s the big deal with a fanny-pack? Well my friend, fanny-packs may have a bad rep, but if you’ve ever sported one that was made to your exact specifications, you were in heaven. This fanny-pack that Perry sported was made from Chinchilla, which is the softest of all furs. Sometimes this fanny-pack, or as Perry referred to it, the "hella sick FP", was filled with all of the necessities a hard-core rollerblader needed while bustin’ sick moves. This usually included some peeled baby carrots, a walk-man playing Limp Bizkit, a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, some chapstick and a few band-aids. When you’re a hella sick aggressive in-line skater, those band-aids are going to come in handy ‘bro’. This one time, Perry was bustin’ soul-grinds on campus and he tweaked his ankle half way down the rail and totally scraped his elbow. The only reason that he cried was because one of his new wheels fell out, not because his boo-boo was stingy. Thank God he was wearing his "hella sick FP’" or Perry might have bled to death. Chicks dig fanny-packs and cut-off jean shorts.