Leonard hates toejam

    Leonard was just like everyone else, except for the fact that he was incredibly un-fond of toejam. It didn’t matter to Leonard if it was his toejam or that the toejam belonged to someone else, he hated it just the same. You see kids, when Leonard was a wee lad his parents told him that toejam would make you really stupid and shit your pants more often than not. However, no matter how hard he tried, the toejam was ever present between Leonard’s toes, and he was quite stupid and shat his pants at least twice a fortnight. Let it be known that Leonard’s parents smoked tons of opium and Leonard was quite fond of eating paint chips on a regular basis, which might be the reason he was so stupid, but I doubt that. Leonard got a 560 on his SAT’s and thought that when he shit his pants it was just an angel letting him know that he was special. Leonard has a girlfriend that can suck a golf-ball through a garden hose but he has never actually talked to her personally. Leonard loves to play horseshoes but no one will play with him, so he has never actually played the game he loves so much.