Josh eats ants

    A long, long time ago in Aurora Illinois, there was a boy named Josh. Josh was friends with Todd and Todd thought Josh was funny, because Josh was retarded as fuck. Josh would eat ants because they were funny. Todd often asked, "Why do you eat ants"? Josh would reply, "funny ants on tongue". Todd would laugh. Josh never understood why Todd thought he was so funny, but knew exactly why he ate ants. One time Josh asked an ant he was about to eat to marry him, but the ant said no, so Josh ate him. Josh has eaten many, many ants in his day, but never ate an ant he didn’t like. Todd invited Josh over to his house once but regretted the idea after Josh told Todd’s mom that she looked like an albatross. Josh laughed whenever his dog ‘Herpes’ would hump his leg. Josh didn’t know what 4 + 4 was but he could kick your ass in Battleship. Josh hates animal crackers as well as hippies.