Ferris is Bulimic

    Ferris was unlike anyone else. At least that’s what his Dad told him. You see, his mother passed on in the same manner as so many of our own family members did. She was killed by the horrid disease known as scurvy. Sure, the scientists tell us that you can avoid this ailment by eating citrus, but who the fuck are they, except for some so-called smart motherfuckers. Anywhoo, Ferris was greatly troubled by the fact that his mother died from an easily cureable disease, so he decided to strike out on his own. He started the virile, ever rampaging gang known as the ‘cluster-fucks’. This gang swept from from coast to coast, never killing anyone mind you, but they sure as fuck raised a stink. Ferris, in old-school fashion, killed the first born of every family, except for the fact that he did nothing of the kind. Ferris thought he was fat, so he threw up all of the fucking time. Rest in peace Ferris, rest in peace.