Big Al Jehosavah

     Big Al Jehosovah was a bad mutha’, shut yo mouth, I’m just talkin about Big Al. Big Al Jehosovah was by far the biggest blues sensation to hit the beautiful California Coastline since that other mothafucker did that shit, ya know. Anyways, Big Al J did his shit legit, and he did it without ever consuming green leaf vegetables, like broccoli or spinach. Sure, he smoked that reefer shit, but that was purely for the sake of inspiration. You see, Big Al J lacked anything that could be even slightly compared to inspiration. This was his reason for smoking reefer buds. As a group, let’s all say what gave Big Al J inspiration. OK, now we’re rollin’. Speaking of rollin’, Big Al J never rolled joints, that shit was for the womenfolk. No joints for Big Al J, he’d just toss that chronic in the palm of his fat hand and spark away. No carb necessary folks. Unlike yourself or the people you may associate with who tend to smoke the reefer with regularity, Big Al J always found ways to get himself some punanny, not just pizza and cloudy judgement. Big Al J was born in 1935 and left this world behind in 1957, which for all of us Agribusiness students means that he died when he was roughly our age. However, he didn’t spend six years of his life trying to graduate from that major. No way, he just howled out them blues, smoked his reefer, and boned more broads than the entire history of male engineering students at Cal Poly have. Big Al Jehosovah : 1, Male Cal Poly Engineering Students : 0