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'); alert("Yeh bhi Koi rehne ki jagah hai..."); alert("Please don't mine yaar.. It's just a joke.."); alert("Aapna GHAR aakhir aapna hota hai."); alert("Aap kuch movies-wovies watch karte hain kya???"); alert("Fir to JANNAT movie bhi dekhe hogi..."); var question="Then tell me JANNAT mein Hero kaun hai???"; var answer='... hai Jannat ka Hero.'; var response = prompt(question,""); document.write ('

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'); alert("Yeh to mujhe he pata tha yaar!!!"); alert("Ha..Ha..Ha..ha..hahahah..Haaaa!!!!"); alert("Yaar! You are looking awesome today!!"); alert("Kya laga rakha hai face per...bahut GLOW aa raha hai..."); alert("BATA BHI DO NA.."); alert("Aaj to tumhara face kuch jayada hi chamak raha hai.."); var question="Yaar! Plz tell me KYA laga rakha hai tumne aaj face per???"; var answer='... NAHI!!! You are telling a lie.'; var response = prompt(question,""); document.write ('

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'); alert("Iska use toh maine bhi kiya hai per fark hi nahi hota..."); alert("fir tumhare uper iska itna asar..."); alert("HOW IS IT POSSIBLE!!!"); alert("Accha! Leave this matter..."); alert("Do you know my name??"); alert("NO!! HOWZ ITS POSSIBLE!!! Tumhe itna to pata hona hi chahiye tha yaar..."); alert("Aisa kaise ho sakta hai ke aap mera naam nahi jaante?????????"); alert("Koi baat nahi... main hi aapko bata deta hu..."); alert("Mera Naam Hai..."); alert("Mera Naam Hai..."); alert("Mera Naam Hai..."); alert("Mera Naam Hai..."); alert("Mera Naam Hai..."); alert("Accha baba batata hu.."); alert("Mera Naam Hai::::"); alert("ASHISH KULSHRESTHA"); alert("Pasand aaya!!!"); alert("Or kuch batau kya?"); alert("Dost aap kahi PARESHAAN toh nahi hue?"); alert("Koi problem toh nahi ho rahi..??"); alert("Kya kaha KOI PROBLEM NAHI hai.."); alert("Accha toh fir main aapse kuch or puchta hu.."); alert("Do you know that what is the slogan of MTV ROADIES 5.0?? "); alert("Mujhe Pata hai yaar tumhe yeh bhi nahi pata hoga.."); alert("Chalo main hi batata hu.."); alert("NAZAR HATI SAMJHO @@... "); alert("Yaar iske aage to mai bhi nahi jaanta."); alert("Accha Yaar TELL Me one more THING... kahi aap BORE to nahi ho rahe???"); alert("Tell me honestly... yaar, agar aap bore ho rahe hai to main isse yahi khatam karta hu.."); alert("Kya Kaha.. MAJAA AA RAHA HAI..."); alert("TOH FIR JHELTE RAHO..."); alert("Waise aapko pata hai iss sabka ek bahut bada faayda hai.."); alert("It will help you OUT to decrease your stress level..."); alert("Mujhe to aisa hi lagta hai.."); alert("Per aapko kya lagta hai..??"); var question="Accha! NOW YOU TELL ME.. Aapko Kya lagta hai..???"; var answer='... HUUU!!!'; var response = prompt(question,""); document.write ('

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'); alert("Answer to ACCHA hai per mujhe pasand nahi aaya."); alert("Accha! Tussi ek gal dasso ji.."); alert("Have you any GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND??"); alert("Bata bhi do Yaara, Assi kisi se nahi kahaange..."); var question="Bataao na Yaar, Usda naam ki hai???"; var answer='..... HUUU!!!'; var response = prompt(question,""); document.write ('

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'); alert(" Naam to Accha hai per badi ISHQ KI AAG lagi hui hai, Tehro Tumhari Mummy ko batata hu.."); alert("Chalo Dost Koi Baat Nahi.. MAAF KIYA.. Nahi Kahunga Mummy se.."); alert("Tum bhi zindagi ke Maje lo..."); alert("OR CHOCOLATE MOVIE ka yeh gaana gaao!!!"); alert("MUMMY KO NAHI HAI PATA...MUMMY SE NA KEHNA.."); alert("Chalo ab mai aapko ek SHAYARI sunaata hu..."); alert("Arz Kiya hai.."); alert("Zara Gaur farmayegaa!!"); alert("ITNE HULKE HO GAYE HAI...."); alert("ITNE HULKE HO...."); alert("Are Yaar Kya sunanaa .. Page pe aa gayi hogi baad me padh lena.."); alert("FILHAAL TUM YEH BATAO KI TUM KAISA MEHSOOS KAR RAHE HO ???"); alert("Batao Naaaaaaa.. PLZZZ!"); var question="SO, How You FEELING Now!! At this STAGE ??? Tell Me.."; var answer='... feel kar raha hu.'; var response = prompt(question,""); document.write ('

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'); alert("Mujhe Pata tha tum yahi JAWAB doge.. "); alert("Are-re-re Kaha chale DOST.."); alert("Abhi band mat karna yaar.."); alert("INTERESTING Cheez to abhi reh hi gayi.."); alert("DOST! Waise Assi jaante hai.. Ki ab tumhe koi Interest nahi reh gaya.."); alert("FRUSTRATION ka SHIKAAR hue baithe ho.."); alert("Lekin KASAM SE abhi to AAGE saari THAKAAN or FRUSTRATION utaarne ka RAM-BAAN hai.."); alert("Sabr karo.. Dost!! sabr ka fal meetha hota hai..."); alert("Accha, chalo ab iss ka Jawab do.."); var question="Humaari Body main kitne BONES hoti hai??"; var answer='206'; var correct='Correct! Tum to Genius ho Yaar!!'; var incorrect='Incorrect! Tum to yeh bhi nahi Jaante!!'; var response = prompt(question,""); var output = (response == answer) ? correct : incorrect; alert(output); document.write(output); //yaha se likhna hai... alert("Are Yaar!!!!! DHAYAN AAYA.. MAI TO BHUL HI GAYA THA.."); alert("Tumhari SHYARI to reh hi gayi..."); alert("Chalo ENTER maro or Padh Lo..."); document.write ('

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Itne hulke ho gaye hai teri yaad mai,

Ki ab toh MACCHAR bhi utha le jaate hai,

Chaarpaai se raat mai !!

'); alert("Lo Aa gayi, Neeche Dekho..."); alert("Per PADHNA baad mai.."); alert("Abhi to iss sabka MAJAA lete raho.."); alert("Dost! Waise yeh sab khatam karne ka mann to nahi kar raha hai.."); alert("Lekin mai sochta hu ki ab tak to tumhari STRESS kaafi kam ho gye hogi..."); alert("Then......"); alert("OK .. tke cre!!.. TA-TA .. BYE-BYE..."); alert("Asta La vista Babe!!!"); alert("Chow!"); alert("Vanakkam!"); alert("Khuda Haafiz!"); alert("Au Revoir,See u soon!"); alert("DOST..waise tum soch rahe hoge ki..|| BYE || bhi ho gayi par RAM-BAAN abhi tak nahi aaya."); alert("Chinta mat karo bas aa hi gaya.."); alert("AA GAYA.. AA GAYA.."); alert("ENTER maro or RAM-BAAN ka maja lo.."); alert("Are Dost GADBAD ho gayi .. RAM-BAAN to KHO GAYA.."); alert("Toh fir ab tum kya karoge DOST?"); alert("Koi baat nahi mai batata hu.. Niraash mat ho.."); alert("Paseena poocho... Or GHAR JAO..."); alert("Or mujhe bhi ab aaram karne do.."); alert("Waise bhi, Life is like a camera So keep Smiling Always.."); alert("OK .....!!!!"); alert("This is Ashish signing off!!!"); alert("And remember.. Always HOPE FOR GOOD!!!"); alert("Or haan DOST !! FEEDBACK dena mat bhulna, Or usme ye bhi jaroor likhna ki ab tumhari UNGLI ka dard kaisa hai.."); alert("Or BUTTON dabane se agar jayada dard ho toh.. uske liye bhi RAM-BAAN HAI.."); alert("ENTER maro or dekho..."); alert("ZANDU BALM"); alert("OK!! See you Soon..."); document.write ('

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