THIS PAGE IS MY TRIBUTE TO THE SMURFS.
PLEASE NOTE:
I am not actually into smurfs. I'm just trying to get into
a webring in hopes of getting more visitors to my homepage. Nevertheless, I think this page could be of interest to smurf fans and smurf-haters alike. Yeah, I know. "Why don't you join a webring that fits your homepage instead of making a page just so you can join a ring? My mind don't work that way...
since 2-10-00
I'm gonna try to make the web's most complete list of all known smurfs...
1.  PAPA
2.  SMURFETTE
3.  BRAINY
4.  CLUMSY
5.  HANDY
6.  HEFTY
7.  GROUCHY
8.  JOKEY
9.  HARMONY
10. FARMER
11. PAINTER
12. POET
13. VANITY
14. LAZY
16.  ENAMORED
17.  SASSETTE
18.  SLOUCHY
19.  SNAPPY
20.  NAT
21.  BABY
22.  GRANDPA
23.  NANNY
24.  CLOCKWORK
25.  WILD
26.  ASTROSMURF (I don't know anything about him. Does he count?)
27.  (These next 6 were introduced in song lyrics on the lame record "SMURFS PARTY TIME" from 1984)
       WHISTLE
28.  DRUMMER
29.  TRUMPET
30.  PHOTO
31.  LAMP
32.  SMURFY THE HICCUP SMURF
33.  REGGAE SMURF (From another record)
15. GREEDY AKA BAKER AKA COOK
(Greedy and Baker were originally two different characters, until Papa Smurf's evil experiment which painfully merged both smurfs into a single body)
Hey, that's only 33. There's supposed to be 100 of those little boogers. Do you know any more? I don't think the figurines have names, so they don't count. Email me with the names of any smurfs I left out.  [email protected]
HOME
SMURFS DISCOGRAPHY
(very incomplete. help me fill in whatever blanks there may be, smurf-nerds.)
My homepage is just as ugly!
FULL LENGTH LP'S:
1. SMURFING SING SONG
2. THE SMURFS ALL STAR SHOW
3. BEST OF FRIENDS
4. MERRY CHRISTMAS WITH THE     SMURFS
5. SMURFS PARTY TIME
6. THE SMURFS GO POP
(or, what happens when you leave smurfs in the microwave too long?)
7. GO POP! (some different songs)
8. THE SMURFS GO POP AGAIN
9. HITS '97 VOL.1
10. THE SMURFS CHRISTMAS ALBUM
11. YOUR CHRISTMAS WITH THE SMURFS
12. CHRISTMAS PARTY
13. THE SMURF HITS
14. LA SCHTROUMPF PARTY
(FRENCH)
15. JETZT KNALLT'S V.10
(GERMAN)
16. VOLL DER WINTER 4 (GERMAN)
17. BALLA BALLA 5 (GERMAN)
THE UNASMURFER
The SBI is conducting a village-wide 
smurfhunt for the smurf known as the
Unasmurfer. He is accused of mailing surprise packages, rigged to explode when the ribbon is pulled, to the mushrooms of 12 unsuspecting smurfs. Casualties include Generic Smurf #8, Generic Smurf #29, and Generic Smurf #73.  Warning: He should be considered smurfed and dangerous.
IF THE SMURFS ARE 3 APPLES HIGH, HOW TALL IS GARGAMEL?
SINGLES:
They say a smurf is 3 apples high. Well, I stacked up 3 apples, and measured them. It was 9 inches. Then I looked for a picture of Gargamel next to a smurf so I could compare. Turns out that Gargamel is only 15 apples high, a mere 3' 9"!!! You'd think he wouldn't spend so much time trying to eradicate the only people that could make a shrimp like him look like a giant, un-short type person..
1. SMURFY GIRL
2.I'VE GOT A LITTLE PUPPY
WEIRD TAPES:
1. SMURFS SAVE THE DAY
("Greedy Smurf teaches your child color formation")
Click here for a big international
discography sent in by Ariel Russo!
Muchos Gracias, Ariel!
Convert your height to apples!
I wanted to have a thing where you enter your height in inches and the computer automatically spews out your height in apples, but I have no idea how to do that. So I'll just tell you:
The average apple is about 3 inches, so just divide your height in inches by 3, or divide your height in centimeters by 7.62. That's how many apples high you are. If you're a total smurf maniac, you might want to try to get them to put that info on your driver's license and stuff.
SMURFICIDE
The cartoon which answers the question "What color blood do smurfs have?" scroll to the bottom to see it. Wait until the page is completely downloaded so it won't go slow!
STOMP THE SMURFS!!!
I programmed this video game myself.
The graphics make Sony Playstation look like 70's Pong! Oh, whoops, I meant that the other way around. To play it you'll need QBASIC.
download QBASIC here
download "stomp the smurfs" here.
Note: After opening "STOMP" in QBASIC, press F5 to run the program.
PAPA SMURF'S AND GARGAMEL'S
COMPETING SETS OF LINKS ARE
HERE.
People tell me this site sucks 'cuz I hardly have any pictures of smurfs on it. Oh yeah? As a matter of fact, this whole background is a closeup of Greedy Smurf's right elbow, magnified 7000x!!!!!
Which makes this the most smurf-saturated site of all! You don't believe this is really a giant closeup of a smurf ? Take a look at that parasite over there. They live exclusively on smurfs.
Have you ever seen a smurf without his hat? Neither have I! What could they be hiding under there? Here are some of my guesses as to what the top of a smurf's head might look like...

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