INSTRUCTIONS:
Print this page out. Cut out the picture. Feed it 3 times daily.
Don't let it get bent up. Keep it clean. Make a little bed for it.
Tuck it in every night. Read it a bed-time story. Treat the Pinocchio mask as your own child. All of this is absolutely MANDATORY, without exception, because you clicked on the Pinocchio mask. If you fail to properly take care of the mask,
King Oil will know. Her jack-booted thugs will swiftly remove you from society.
