~*~My DEMENTED Fanfiction blah~*~

Here's my demented fanfiction.

It'll link you to the ones uploaded at fanfiction.net because some of my fics are extremely long (Harry Potter's Rabid Year) and others will become extremely long (Who's Got My Back Now? and Harry Potter's Rabid Legacy) and I don't want to take up too much space on my account.

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~*~Harry Potter's Rabid Year (and other stories)!~*~
(Harry Potter, rated PG-13 but should really be R)

The strange tale of me and my cousins and how we pretend to be students at Hogwarts. Will seriously lower your I/Q with sick perversion and all-out wackiness! I also take characters from Secret of Mana and warp them to the utmost of my ability. The thing is 100 friggin' chapters long, so it'll take you a while to read it.

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~*~Harry Potter's Rabid Legacy (and other stories)!~*~
(Harry Potter, rated R)

A continuation of Harry Potter's Rabid Year (Who am I kidding, there's no continuity! It's just more randomness). Same wackiness, different title.

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~*~Imperial Randomness~*~
(Secret of Mana, PG, maybe PG-13)

Proof that Emperor Vandole and his minions are cuckoo. More stuff that will seriously lower your I/Q, including salmon prophets and the "I'm a Swedish Fish" song. Thanatos is a purple kitty!

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~*~Who's Got My Back Now?~*~
(Secret of Mana, R)

When Emperor Vandole's country is in shambles and his most loyal follower is a trouble-magnet ten-year-old boy, can you really think of him as evil?
This story is supposed to be serious, but I can't avoid putting funny bits in it.

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~*~Gimli Got Run Over by a Ringwraith~*~
(Lord of the Rings, G)

A silly parody of the song "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer", Lord of the Rings style.