THE AUTOMATIC APOLOGY SYSTEM
The AAS is a way for all of the people whom i have wronged somewhere along the line to get a totally experimental, offensive, and illegitimate apology from me.  This apology is by no means a substitution for the apology that you should and will get from me face to face, it is merely an experimental, offensive, and illegitimate way for me to make fun of myself.
I am sorry for
I wish that somehow i could make it
better, but until i figure that out i really wish i could tell you how sorry i am.  I am so sorry. I mean,
I was
I know that this is totally experimental and offensive
and illegitimate and everything and i know that it doesn't change anything. I really am sorry.
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