·Roses are red, Violets are, indeed, violet.
·Shouldn't Doughnuts be called Doughrings?
·It's always today, and tomorrow never comes.
·One is only a good kisser if the kiss was truely meant
·How do you handcuff a one-armed person?
·If you were on a plane traveling the speed of sound and you walked from the back of the plane to the front, youd be technically walking faster than the speed of sound, right?
·You know wut bugs me? On an old Offspring CD there is a pic of a boy sitting on a swing. He has a leg brace on his right leg. On the back of the CD is blood and an empty swing with a left-leg brace on the ground...must have been a blonde artist.
·pickles are yummie (KOSHER DILL! WOOHOO)
·Love IS NOT a game
Ok, so I don't have much good stuff yet, but I will write more soon when i think of them...
