The Copycats

Competition

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As some of you may or may not know, a few copycats have sprung up in the past few weeks. My first thought was "Dear Lord, why the heck would anyone want to copy Dork Productions?" But then that thought was erased with an angry feeling. These people truly copied Dork Productions, in almost every way. Now, they keep saying that copying is the most powerful form of flattery...or something like that...and I personally think that is bull ****.

Yes, the copycat company is called *Smart Productions*. It is also made up entirely of girls. Girls who know almost nothing about video or website editing. So when I first heard they were making their own company, I said to myself "Eh, I'll give them a week." It's been almost a month now. I'm not getting worried or anything...I would laugh at myself if I was. I'm just happy knowing that D.P. will always be more popular, and it will always be the original.

Smart Productions has recently made a page about my company, and made some statements saying why they are better than us. I would like to respond to those statements.

Smart Productions' Statement One: SP doesn't support terrorism, we're against it.
That is a very stupid reason seeing that everybody in America is against terrorism also. It in know way makes your company special.

Smart Productions' Statement Two: It is easier to get into SP than it is to get into DP.
That statement basically admits that D.P. only hires the best people. You are supporting us with that statement, you morons.

Smart Productions' Statement Three: The intellegence of any one SP member can triumph over all of the Dp members combined. In a nutshell - We are smarter.
Response: Incase you don't know, over half of the members in D.P. are in Gifted classes. No one is SP is. You should change your company name to "Almost Smarter" Productions. And you even spelled "intelligence" wrong in that statement.

Smart Productions' Statement Four: We don't mess around with weapons like DP does
(For instance: Terrorism)
So...we were...messing around with terrorism? That doesn't make much sense. And I don't think we mess around with weapons period. This statement is false.

Smart Productions' Statement Five: We don't have any photos ot terrorists osama bin laden. Dp does, which obviously proves that they are associated with him.
Oh darn, you caught me. Please don't tell the police. I couldn't last one night in prison. Oh, yes, your logic is flawed. I won't bother explaining, it would just be wasting time.

Smart Productions' Statement Six: We have a band...well...kinda
How can you kind of have a band? Either you do or don't. So I'm willing to guess that you don't have a band. And if you do, you guys should know that the rubber band isn't considered a real instrument.

Smart Productions' Statement Seven: Women will ALWAYS triumph over men. (in your face, suckers)
But when it comes time for one company to fail....ladies first.

Smart Productions' Statement Eight: We actually have a sense of humor.
Response: You do? Well, it's a weak sense of humor at that. Nothing on your website is funny. And you aren't that funny in real life, either.

Smart Productions' Reason NIne: We just...ARE!
That should not even be a reason....seeing as you AREN'T.

Okay, so when I got to school this morning, I hear there is another copycat company that just formed. This is getting to the point where it's just stupid. This new company, called "Pickly Productions," was founded by the girl that has like me for the past two years. Kind of strange, right?

It seems that I have angered a member of Pickle Productions with that last paragraph. She says I have no right to say that stuff. She also wants me to die a horrible death. What is up with that? I didn't say anything that bad, either.

The great thing about Pickle Productions is that they're kind of tearing apart Smart Productions. Members of S.P. left to work for P.P. Maybe they will destroy eachother, while I just sit back and watch, sipping and ice cold pina colada.

Well, I give "P.P." a week, maybe two. But I know it won't be successful. Nothing will ever beat the original. Ideas may come and go, but Dork Productions is forever.

I now leave you with some pictures of Smart Productions.

Soon to come: The Bashing of Cite Productions