Rap
Yo Homies.  Dis be D-Rob Corn Cob, and I am going to rap it down today.  So all you homeslices get ready to be thouroughly impressed, and get jiggy wit it.  Hellaz yeah.
Happiness is Orange Juice

I look in the mirror,
Is what I see a little tear?
No, it's pocket lint: Oh Dear!
I lay in bed
My oversized head
Makes me feel like I want to be dead
Or not, maybe you should die instead.
-D-Rob Corn Cob
Something

Something
Suh-suh-suh-suh something
Yo Yo
something something
Woot Woot
Something times Four
Oh Yeah
Something plus the square root of something to the third power
Raise the roof!


-D-Rob Corn Cob
Getting Down like Bozo the Clown

I wake up at noon
At a quarter to two
In my bed who do I see?
Golly, Jeepers, and a Boy Howdy
I see me
Who else?

(Refrain)
Yeah
Yeah uh Yeah
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Wooo

(Second Verse)

I walk down the stairs
Except I live in the basement
So that doesn't really work out very nicely
Ah who cares, maybe I walk up the stairs

(Refrain)

Now listen up all you people can't you SHH
I don't know what to say so I'll fly away
woosh
Look at me I'm a bird
(mumble while pretending to rhyme even though everything has gone to hell by this point)

WHOOHOO!!

-D-Rob Corn Cob
Yo-Yo's

D-Rob is my name
Yo-Yo is my game
I like to play
By night and by day
Until dawn breaks
Or I get a headache
In which case I'll take an Ibuprofin
Or maybe not one, maybe seven
Or I'll fall asleep
And not a peep
Will I make
Because I don't really know how to yo-yo

-D-Rob Corn Cob
I can rap

I can rap with ten words
The best rap you ever heard
discrimination
inclination
discredidation
whatever that means
All in all that is not ten words this is:

Go
Yo
To
Tho
Sto'
O
To
Tho
Seasho'
Whoa
Yo

-D-Rob Corn Cob
Thank you Dave for the worst rap songs in the history of everything.
Poetry
The Smell

She smelled like milk
Maybe she was lactating
Either way I got thirsty
And drank some milk
Why

She asked me "Why" again
Yet again
For the millionth time
Incessantly asking
Pestering
Annoying
Irritating
I said "cuz"
"Oh" she said
As if she expects a clear answer
From a Magic Eight Ball
Yes I can

I can breathe
And Eat
And do stuff like that
Yay!
No I can't

I can't speak Russian
Or fly a plane
Or do stuff like that
Hum..
Maybe

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ILostMySpaceBar.IThinkLittlePeopleStoleIt."VerticallyChallenged"They'reCalledBySome."LittlePeopleICallThem.
IfIWasLittle,I'dLikeToBeNamedPedro.OrMaybeBubbha.EitherOneWorks.
I think my poetry should be printed in journals and newspapers the nation wide.


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This Poem will be dedicated to the above picture

"Homicidalness"


Why do people have to take such stupid pictures?
If I was a Photographer
I would not take pictures of overweight cats in a little bathtub
Because it's too stupid.
Instead I would take pictures like the one below.
Because puppies in a box
Are better than cats in bathtubs
How Kee-yute!
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