P-Town Promenade: Page Four
"Ouch!" says Tim's chin.  "Orfin Dorkin Splorkin!" Says some guy in Sweden. Our donation jug is right next to the stereo.  We ended up getting three (4) dollars and one (1) cents that day.  Dang, we're good.
Lambie busting out the Lawnmower.  The Lawnmower is also a very good move to get away from Ninja Irish Fairies.  Behind Lambie the street was closed off just for us.  The tables were for the crowd that was to watch our great performance.
Dj engaging in the sacred dance move known as 'The Worm.'  A real worm slithered by, and when we threw it on the cardboard, it failed to do his own dance, so we LIT IT ON FIRE.  Actually we didn't sodon't get mad at us people, the worm was really a small kitten.  Sorry for the mix-up.
Dave does an extremely sexy and outrageous, and dare I say: Godlike, one-handed pose.  The police had to force all the girls away with barrier gates and the like.

Editors Note:  Dave did not write this square of information.  It was written by a girl who hacked into the site and wanted to show her love of Dave.
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