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10-22-02 Jesus, Oprah, and a man's best friend. |
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7:00 AM: I wake up to the sounds of little miniature men screaming. I look around and see Gargamel chsing these little men around with his net. I suppose he gave up on the Smurfs. Looking up I see Jesus on a broomstick. "Jesus on a broomstick?!?!" You may exclaim in sheer disbelief. Well, people, I'm just telling it like it was. Anyway, Jesus was flying with a witch while lifting up the little men to join him in heaven. One little man didn't make it and made a splat on the ground. Hey! It's time for breakfast. |
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7:15 A.M. (A.K.A. How Dave learned to love the cereal, and how Oprah learned to love the Dave.)- I headed down to eat breakfast with man's best friend and Oprah. She had another idea. Before I knew it Oprah was feeding my body parts to man's best friend. From out of nowhere sprung some weird people who sang as Oprah proceeded to slice and dice. Oh well.. LET THE FEAST BEGIN!! |
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Note: Love Hurts. |
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