Focus By me (mwahahaha) This is fan fiction for the Whateley Academy series. It may or may not match the timeline, characters, and continuity, but since it's fan fiction, who cares? To see the canon Whateley Stories, check out either Sapphire's Place (http://www.sapphireplace.com/stories/whateley.html) or the Big Closet (http://bigclosetr.us/topshelf/taxonomy/term/117) Chapter 1: Out of Focus September 4 The bus finally pulled into a tiny town that looked too quaint to be real. Driving through the small town, I kept looking up to see the crack in the globe that let out all the water and flakes of plastic snow. There were already kids standing around with the familiar first-day-at-a-new- school look all over their face. The most conspicuous of them were obviously trying not to draw attention to their mutant features. Looking at them, turning into a boy didn’t seem so bad. Having giant bat wings, or black skin and white hair, or being covered in fur may sound cool for a super hero, but these were just kids. Just looking at them you could tell they weren’t ready to drive a car, let alone fight crime. Yet, if you were going to fight crime someday, this was the place to learn how. Whatley Academy… I can’t believe I’m actually here or at least the bus stop nearest it in town. Everything I’d read about Whatley on the internet (which wasn’t as much as you’d expect) made me want to be here all the sooner. Here, I’d meet new friends and hopefully new teammates. I’d missed soccer last summer and the time off made me realize just how much I missed it. With the way my body was coming along, the sports would be so much more fun. I can run for what seems like forever without getting tired. I can do chin-ups, push ups, none of which I could do before. Sure, things will be different. I’ll be playing on the boys team instead of the girls, but I got over that weeks ago. If I’m going to be a boy, I might as well try to make the most of it. The vans showed up right about the time people started to mix. I met a boy named Gene, who seemed perfectly normal, but we scarcely had time to tell each other our names before we were called into the vans. We didn’t even get to sit next to each other since they needed people to help load the girl’s luggage on our van. Being a gentleman, I volunteered. Those girls sure didn’t know how to pack. This one girl must have had half a dozen full sized trunks. The biggest thing I had was my computer box, which, I was glad to see, wasn’t the only one. Iron gates, gargoyles, ivy growing up the sides of buildings... It was all exactly as pictured in the pamphlet. I’d thought they had prettied up the place and touched up the photographs to make it look better, but it was all remarkably perfect. A little too perfect… This might lend credence to the rumors that the government was using this place to create an army of mutants to take over the earth. Or maybe the school hadn’t had several hundred teenagers running around tearing the place up for the last six months. In a couple weeks the place would definitely look much more ‘lived in’. With my paranoia put on hold, I decided to try to just enjoy the setting. **** Since we were carrying mostly girl’s luggage we had to stop by there first before we got to see our rooms. Our dorm, or cottage as they called it, was Emerson. There was a bust in the entryway that they told us was Emerson. I took their word for it since I’d never heard of the guy. We freshmen were all on the second floor which meant a lot of up and down stairs to get in all of our stuff. Vans kept coming, dropping off luggage and boxes, just leaving everything in a pile. You had to sort through it all to find which box was whose. There were almost 40 of us running around getting in each others way, not to mention having to dodge luggage that kept falling down the stairs every time someone tripped. Several students had thought of the brilliant idea of storing their luggage (and in one case furniture) outside their room in the hall, making the already narrow halls even more constricted. Helping guys carry their stuff up the stairs was great to show off the new muscle I’d picked up. I felt like I could do anything. One of the boys who I helped turned out to be my roommate, Jack. He was a dark haired boy, an inch or so taller than me. He was wearing a black t-shirt and torn jeans. His hair didn’t look like it had been combed within living memory. I thought he looked rough, but not unapproachable. “So, why are you here?” he asked as I opened up my suitcase. “What do you mean? Same reason we all are. I’m a mutant.” I am still not convinced this whole place isn’t just a government conspiracy. Incredulously, he responded, “I know that, but what do you do?” “I don’t know… nothing I’ve been able to figure out.” “Fine, if you don’t want to tell me…” “No, I mean, seriously, I don’t know.” Then I realized that he really just wanted a chance to show off. “What is it, you, um, do?” “I’m strong, and fast,” which he must have lost when it came time to carry his stuff up the stairs, “and I can do THIS!” The fluorescent light overhead flickered off then on again. “I’m working on extending the range, right now I can flicker all the lights in a two story house, pretty cool huh?” It seemed rather lame to me, but seeing how I didn’t have any powers, I couldn’t tell him that. “Ya, real cool. I bet you have all kinds of uses for that.” “Oh ya, I can flicker pretty much anything on the power grid. Say, you wouldn’t happen to have a code name do you?” I shook my head indicating the negative while I stuffed my underwear into the drawer. “I want to be known as ‘Jack the Flicker’.” “I thought he was a bad guy?” “You just don’t get it. It’s all about the mystique. You gotta give them something that makes them wonder about you.” That made me wonder about him, alright. “Ya, I don’t think I get it. And besides, I don’t have any powers, right? I don’t really need a code name.” “Everyone is supposed to come up with a code name, it’s says so in those papers they gave us.” He said indicating the packet they handed us earlier. “I’ll keep that in mind then.” **** Luckily, I’d gotten the last of my boxes in the room, but we were all gathered up again for a tour of the campus before I even had time to unpack my clothes. Besides seeing the usual buildings and statues, they took us in a vault where we actually got to see Champion’s super suit. There was also a painting of some evil rich guy who donated a lot of money. The Metric ton of gold was by far the most memorable. I don’t know what message it was supposed to send, but seeing that much gold in one place defiantly had an effect on me. Maybe it was supposed to show people how small a ton of gold really is. The danger room seemed to excite everyone else, but I couldn’t see myself using it. Jack was practically drooling and groping everything in that room. Some of the other kid’s eyes got really big and there were tons of questions asked like, “How dangerous is the danger room?”, “If it can’t kill me, why can’t I try it?” and my favorite, “What does this button do?” asked fifty zillion times. After they were done impressing us with the history and traditions of the school, they took us to the big geodesic dome which turned out to be the dining hall. We were apparently a little late for dinner since most of the patrons were finishing up. The food was actually very good, and even better there was plenty of it, which was a good thing since I’d missed lunch. I’d expected a lot worse considering the horrors that my last school tried to pass off as food. The thought of having to eat that slop three times a day for the next four years had scared me sick. However, the food here is almost as good as home. Not knowing anyone else, the Emerson guys stuck together. I still feel a little funny to be so easily accepted as one of the guys. I’ve been practicing being a guy for weeks now, but I’d never had the opportunity to talk with so many. I spotted Gene at a table with three other guys, and decided to join them. “Hey, it’s Gene, right? You mind if I sit with you?” There was general agreement, so I too a free seat. “This is Charles, he helped me load my suitcase on the van.” Once again, there was a broad cloud of assent. Gene, who was short with black hair and glasses, continued the introductions, “This is Steve” he said indicating the boy with short blond hair so fine it almost looked like he was bald. “Steve is John’s roommate.” John was darker skinned with curly hair. “and this is my room mate, Jim” “So what’s your power?” Steve asked. “I was just showing them mine.” At which point my chicken fried steak turned purple and lifted off my plate. It hovered there a second before coming to rest once again back on my plate. The purple colour remained though it didn’t seem to effect the taste any. “The colour should fade in a couple minutes.” Gene spoke, “Isn’t that cool? We’re trying to figure out what he’s doing, and maybe if there’s anything important making turn colours like that.” “If you couldn’t tell, he’s a gageteer. John and I are both devisors. What’s you’re power?” “I don’t know yet. Nothing that I can figure. But what’s a devisor?” I said. “What do you mean ‘nothing that you can figure’?” “Just that. The doctor says all the tests say I’m a mutant, but I haven’t noticed anything extraordinary yet,” aside from turning into a boy. Steve spoke, “If you didn’t have any powers then why did the doctor suspect you’d be a mutant?” “There was some trouble with my blood work. The doctor couldn’t figure anything out so he tested for this. He got lucky. A few months back, I noticed my eyes had changed colour, but I didn’t think anything of it until the doctor told me I was a mutant.” “Something kinda similar happened to me” Gene added. “I was always the kind of kid that took things apart to try to figure out how they work. The fact that I could put them back together again just made everyone think I was smart. One time I took apart my dad’s big screen TV. I thought I was going to be grounded for life until he found out I had given him every cable channel I could find. I didn’t understand that those channels were encoded, I just saw them as frequencies that weren’t showing up right. “Anyways, I’d probably still be in a normal high school if I hadn’t tried to tap into the washing machine’s 220 line. Got myself a nasty shock. They say 220 is safer than 110 because it will push you off instead of causing you to hold on tighter. I don’t know if that’s true because one minute I was unscrewing the faceplate, the next thing I remember the doctor is shining a pen light in my eye. Well, my parents had to explain what I was doing to get myself fried. The doctor notices my eyes,” neon green if you’re wondering, “and puts two and two together.” “How’d your parents take it?” Steve seemed to ask no one in particular. Gene spoke up first, “well, it’s not like it was that much of a surprise. You can only rebuild the microwave so many times before people start wondering why their cable goes out whenever our family nukes a burrito. My mother was sad to see me go, and my dad is doubtful it wasn’t the electrocution that caused my mutation. They don’t hold it against me if that’s what you were getting at. My coming here was because they didn’t know how to deal with my mutation, not because they couldn’t accept it.” I decided to put out my thoughts, “That’s kinda like what my parents thought. They were always pushing me, trying to make sure I was going to get into a good college. When we got the brochure for this place, it looked like the best opportunity for me. They were so happy for me when we found out I was accepted, that they bought me a computer.” I could see Steve had something on his mind when he asked his original question. “What about you, Steve, how did your family take it?” “Oh, they were the best, I only ask because I was wondering how things were with normal parents.” “I wouldn’t call my parents normal.” “They also aren’t superheroes. Well, at least one of them is, forgive me if I don’t tell you who they are. I’ve spent the last four years of my life having the importance of the word secret, in secret identity, drilled into my head. Ever since the Christmas I found that super suit, it’s been my daily mantra. “I really didn’t expect to be a mutant myself. But when my power showed itself, my coming here wasn’t even a question. Being the son of an alumnus who’s also a prominent super hero, my admission was never in question. No one ever thought to ask ME about it.” I sensed a lot of not so repressed anger at that, and the purple glow seemed a not so subtle cue to move on. “What about you two?” I asked Jim and John who up until now had been concentrating on their food. John took the bait first. “Nothing much to say. I figured it all out before my parents. When your 8th grade science fair project is titled ‘Perpetual Motion’ and you accomplish it, people start asking questions. Some parents at the school objected to my project, and to settle things, the school demanded a blood test from me. When the results came back I was disqualified and got an F on my project which is totally unfair. I mean, how was I supposed to know perpetual motion was impossible? “In the end though, it was worth it. The science fair thing made it into the papers, and one of the local super heroes decided to sponsor me for admission. My parents were still feeling pressure from the PTA to do something about me, and this was a blessing for everyone.” “How about you, Jim?” He didn’t look like he wanted to answer. “I don’t know what my parents think about me coming here. I never knew my dad, and my mother… she wasn’t home much.” There was more there, but I wasn’t going to press it right now. Uncertain of what to say, we just sat in silence, no one daring to even take a bite of their food. Finally, I made up my mind to ask a question that had been on my mind, hopefully to lighten the mood a little. “Anyone here going to try out for one of the sports clubs?” “Why, are you?” Jim asked, doubtful of my intention. John spoke before I had a chance to respond, “I couldn’t imagine playing sports here. Who in their right mind would want to play our football team?” Looking up the schools sports programs, I’d been disappointed, but it made sense when you thought about it. “That’s why they don’t have teams here, they have clubs. The clubs then divide up into teams and play each other.” John looked appalled, “Oh Gods, that’s even worse. Can you imagine playing against a level 5 exemplar?” “How would basket ball work with people who could fly?” Jim asked with genuine interest. “Golf would still work,” volunteered Gene. “But who wants to play golf?” No one answered me. “Well, it doesn’t matter how strong someone is, sports are about skill and teamwork.” “Sure, and keep telling yourself that as some speedster passes by you at 90 miles an hour, or a Telekinetic pitches you a curve ball that has a mind of it’s own.” John had a point. But I’m faster and stronger myself. I’m getting muscles in places I didn’t even have a few months ago. * * * * September 5 Sirens were going off all over the ship, letting us know the obvious, they had docked. The lights dimmed as the ship adjusted to the new mass jutting out from it’s side. Looking around at the five of us, we knew there was no more hope. Ship verses ship we could dance around them for weeks, but this would be hand to hand. Two women, a boy no more than a child, and the aging doctor all looked to me for hope. The air felt dry, my throat scratched as I tried to swallow. “You stay here in med lab. The automatic defenses should slow them down. Just whatever you do, don’t open this door.” The old doc nodded and walked me to the door. As he closed the door behind me, his eyes caught mine, as if to say thank you. I sped up the decks, lights flickering and gravity shifting with every step. The sounds of metal screaming out it’s death cry as alien claws scratched and tore through it. Red light bled through the halls, distorting the ship from its familiar dull grey until it could scarcely be recognized. In a wave they were on me, filling the very air around me. I was swimming in a sea of unnamable limbs. With each thrust of my arm, I marched forward. With each great pass of my hand, the army would part. I pressed on, desperate to find free air in this knot of flesh. I gasped for air as I tumbled out onto a smooth warm deck. The roomy chamber was like nothing on our little ship. The air was warm and my mouth was dry. My tongue scraped against the roof of my mouth like sandpaper. I couldn’t talk, not even to the figure standing before me, the leader of the army assaulting my ship. He would have liked to boast about how he’d taken our ship after only two days of cat and mouse. I wasn’t in the mood for talk. I ran him through, my hands splitting the flesh of his abdomen. I left him broken in half on the floor. The doc was already hosing down the bulkheads when I returned, and the remains of the alien bodies, reduced to ash by the ship’s defenses, were mostly washed away. The water dripping down the shelves reminded me how thirsty I was. Doc directed me to the drinking water but I couldn’t find it. I littered the floor with empty crates looking for even a single packet of water. Doc called to me, “Look out!” as he dove into the safety of the med lab. I almost didn’t see her diving at me from the ceiling, only managing to get my arm up enough to deflect her dive to the side as I spun away. “We are not the invaders you take us for. We took your planet centuries ago, which is where we found her.” I didn’t look back to see who the robed figure was indicating. I merely ran down the fragile man, tearing him apart until all I was left holding was his bloodstained robe. “Why did you have to go and do a thing like that?” I turned around to find the woman who’d asked the question, I was met by empty green eyes. Her red hair, dangling in front of pointed ears, brushing against her cheeks, her lips pursed in a cute little frown. Abruptly, I opened my eyes feeling torn between sadness at loosing the beauty from my dream, and relief at not having to face her cold empty eyes. I pushed my blanket to the foot of the bed, threw on my robe, and walked down the hall to the water fountain. My mouth still felt dry. * * * * That morning was the start of a lazy day. I spent most of it poking around on my new computer, getting it settled in. Between frustrated bouts of “why wont you connect to the network!” I would empty boxes and put away clothes. I was glad I didn’t need to bring my old wardrobe, I wouldn’t have fit a tenth of it in the tiny closet they gave us. I’d been thinking I’d ask my parents for some money to get more clothes, in addition to the uniform, but it wasn’t looking like that was necessary. Jack didn’t look like he was having any trouble with the size of the closets. He brought less than me, and used the rest of his closet space to stack his boxes without even bothering to unpack them. As a result I didn’t see much of him that day. After he finished ‘unpacking’ he was off with some guys he met. He didn’t even bother to make his bed. I would have made it for him except he left a washcloth on his bed, and I didn’t want to know what it was doing there. Sorting out where to put everything in my desk took me right up until lunch. I couldn’t find Gene and didn’t know which room was Jim and Steve’s, Come to think about it, if what I read on the internet about devisors was right, I think I should probably stay away from their rooms. I don’t know what brilliant mind decided to let two devisors room that close to each other, but nothing good could come from it, I was sure. After lunch it was back to my room and the computer. The other thing I poked at was the packet of papers they gave us. School rules, dress code, curfew… all the normal stuff. I figured it would be useful to have as much of it as possible memorized. Last year I’d used the rules to piss off the cheerleaders. Turns out the school’s dress code didn’t make exceptions on the length of skirts, which kept them from wearing their uniforms to school all year. * * * * “Holy Crap! that was the shittiest fucking thing I…” My roommate interrupted my reading. “Hey, how did you stay so clean?” My roommate was covered in mud. He looked like he’d been absolutely dipped in it. “How did that happen?” “What do you mean how did that happen, weren’t you there?” “No, I left early.” Jim had had a meeting with his councilor and the others were eager to get back to their rooms to work on something that was way over my head and probably, in all likelihood, should never be attempted. I’d gone back with them but left when they started to ask about how much radiation might be lethal. “The Emerson seniors met up with us on our way back. We’re not sure what happened but suddenly there was mud EVERYWERE! It was flying through the air and by the time it cleared the seniors were all laughing their asses off. But I can’t talk I’ve gotta get cleaned up. There’s some kinda dance tonight over at Stanton Hall. The girls from Dickenson are gunna be there! OH YA! We’re gunna GET some tonight!” “Where’d you hear that?” How’d he hear that? I couldn’t even see his ears through the globs of wet mud. “Everyone knows that Dickenson girls are easy. Why else would they call it Dick-In-Son?” I knew how my old friends would have reacted to a guy saying something like that. They weren’t subtle and I made sure we never got caught. “Why don’t you go tell them that?” “Oh you KNOW I will. SHIT! I’ve got to shower!” He was still dripping mud allover the floor. I sighed and threw the papers I was reading on my desk. My first co-ed party, and I’m a guy. What am I supposed to wear? I went down the hall and luckily I was the first one to find the mop. I filled it with water and mopped out the drips and muddy footprints Jack had left in our room. I would have done the rest of the hallway but there were still guys covered in mud literally sliding down the hallway. It would have taken a snow shovel to clean that hallway. I still hadn’t decided if I was even going to the dance when my roommate returned from his shower. Trying to figure out why the printer wasn’t working, I tried to ignore the half naked boy strutting around my room. When that failed, I tried not to think about phrases like, male and female connectors. I’d effectively distracted myself until my computer was booting up once more when I made the mistake of looking over at jack. He was preening his hair in the mirror, trying desperately to get back that uncombed look he seemed so fond of. I hadn’t really thought of how I wanted my hair to look. I’d just gone to my dad’s barber and he’d cut it the same way he’d cut everyone’s hair. It had made a big difference in how I’d been accepted by others and how I saw myself. I’m not sure if I could change it, but what if that’s what the girls are looking for? What am I looking for in a girl, anyways? I ran my hand through my hair and decided I should probably shower. That’s when the fear set in. The showers were all individual stalls, but the guys all walked around with nothing but a towel around their waist. Nevertheless, as I walked in wearing my bath robe no one gave me any odd looks. Guys didn’t seem to notice anything in the bathroom if they could help it and I’d been counting on that. I decided on a pair of my nicer khakis and a shirt I kinda liked and brought them with me so I could change in my shower stall. I was surprised to see Steve in the bathroom as I got out of the shower. He was dressed nicer than usual, apparently getting ready for the dance. Peeking in on the rest of the guys’ rooms, I discovered that they all were in various states of getting ready for the dance. One nice thing about this hair, just a shake in a towel and it was dry enough. I didn’t spend as much time in front of the mirror as Jack, and lack of effort it took to get ready made me feel sorry for all those girls over at Dickenson. I had a good idea of what they were doing, having played at it many times myself. Sara had made sure to impress upon all of us the need for a woman to look her best at times like this. Jack was already leaving with the rest of his friends when I got back to my room. I decided to wait for Gene and the others to finish getting ready, that way we could go there as a group. I’d never before bothered to attend a dance, and figured there would be safety in numbers. The girls at the dance looked worse than I’d feared. If the girls at my last school were bowheads, these were killer whales. The bowheads have certain insecurities you can exploit, but these women were gorgeous, and they knew it. I’d have been jealous if I was still a girl. I was VERY glad I wasn’t. Very glad that… Gene wandered up with a fresh glass of punch, “What do you think of the dance so far?” “I’m not sure. It looks just like my old school,” minus the acne. “I know what you mean,” not really, there had been some mostly unsuccessful attempts at junior high dances. This one looked like it was going well. This being a dance and all, I got a wild thought, “Hey, why don’t you ask someone to dance?” “What, like a girl?” The concept turned Gene white as a sheet. He was either scared of girls or bleeding very badly. Steve and John walked up with their own cups, “well, I guess you could ask one of the guys but we’re just gunna turn you down” Steve took up the joke, “I’m sorry, but I just don’t feel that way about you.” “Then why aren’t YOU out there dancing yet?” Gene had seen by jab and raised me a dare. I was new to this whole masculinity thing, but I knew it was my obligation, NAY my duty as a man to answer that challenge. “Then watch how it’s done, BOYS!” I’m sure I’m the youngest of the group, and that fact had to make my insult sting all that much more. The target of my hunt must be selected wisely. Aim too high, and I risk humiliation and rejection. Yet, if I set my sights too low, I loose face. A girl who’s slightly fat, but still attractive would have been a good bet, but they usually have an attractive friend and that makes it possible that they didn’t want to come and are only here to support their friend. I think I’m putting too much thought into this. Maybe knowing how a woman’s mind works isn’t such a great advantage after all. In my smoothest voice, trying hard not to have it break, “Hello, would you like to dance?” I thought I had chosen well. Not too attractive, not to homely. Well rounded figure, without being fat, and with no sign of an attractive friend to be accompanying. I should have remembered to look at her most important feature, her boyfriend. He didn’t even say anything to me. He just gave me that look of, ‘isn’t there some where you could be that wouldn’t require me to pound you?’ She answered, “I’m sorry, Vic, but could you deal with this for me?” That was all the encouragement he needed. I saw his fist coming at me soon enough that it didn’t even touch me. His left however caught my shoulder enough to put me on my ass. Luckily the girl became more appealing to him at that moment, so he didn’t move on to kicking me. The rest of the floor hardly noticed the whole display, only a handful of couples even bothered to stop dancing long enough to watch. Gene was laughing of course, but he stopped when I suggested he go try it himself. In the end, we had a good time. I DID find a girl to dance with, having first checked extensively for any possible dates. I wish I could remember her name though. She had blonde hair though, pulled back in a single braid. We only danced for a two songs until an awkwardly slow song came up and we parted mutually. The rest of the guys, even Gene, managed to find someone to at least talk to, though Steve seemed more interested in talking with someone who had shown up in what looked like a super suit, complete with cape. * * * * September 6 I had to wake up early so I wouldn’t be late for my meeting with my councilor but still, the councilor was waiting for me when I got to his office. “Hello, what can I do for you?” Déjà vu. “I was supposed to have an appointment.” “Ya must be Charles. I was just lookin’ over your file, and I’ll be darned if is doesn’t raise more questions than a mime on an escalator.” The heavy southern accent coming from a man in a suit and tie was absurd, yet somehow comforting. “It says here you’re here on a Maxwell Scholarship! Whoowee! That’s somethin to write home about. I ain’t never gotten one of those before. We’ll go over what all that means to ya as soon as ya get through this here test. Now don’t ya worry none, this is just a placement test and nuna the kids are bein’ told about. Keeps things simple, ya see, so we don’t have nuna that cramming the night before.” The test was easier than listening to the man talk. Several hundred questions, mostly multiple choice. No penalty for guessing, I hoped. I figured I was already in, so I really didn’t feel any pressure to perform well. As my dad always said, “You know what they call the person graduates last in their class at medschool… Doctor.” Ya, it’s a stupid joke, and he used it as commentary about the declining state of the healthcare industry. He always knew how to kill a joke. I finished up the last essay, and handed it up to him. Every time I handed him a paper he gave me a more confused look, like I should have antennae or blue hair or something. I would have been worried that he’d figured out my past except that no one else had yet. “It’ll just be a moment as I finish grading your answers”. The accent had subsided a lot. It was probably something he used to set the students at ease or something stupid like that. “Well paint be blue and call me rosy!” or maybe not. “Well if that ain’t the darnedest thang. These here tests just don’t plumb add up.” Maybe it was a nervous habit? “What’s wrong with my answers? Did I get something wrong?” “Wrong? WRONG? You got damn near got ’um all wrong. These here tests say you’re nutin’ more than a normal highschool freshman! All except that Maxwell question!” “And that’s special?” “You somehow solved a problem that our professors would be challenged on. Then, right here as I live and breath, you did it again!” I took that as a yes, that it was special. “You mean that thing about fields and planes and stuff? I didn’t even bother reading that one, I just wrote the first thing that came to mind.” “’ell that’s a new one. Nonetheless, I gotta put you in these here classes or you might loose ya scholarship. Advanced math, and pre-calc physics. Says here you don’t know what you’re powers are, so I’ll be sending you over to get those checked out when you leave here, but powers theory and powers lab would be good for getting familiar with all that mumbo-jumbo.” He mumbled something I couldn’t make out, but when I asked him about it he just went on, “Ya got your choice of PE or martial arts, but I’m gunna put ya in the martial arts class for now since it’s a prerequisite for plum near everything else. But if it’s too much for ya, just let me know and I’ll get ya transferred outa there, likity spit.” I don’t know if his speech was improving or if I was just getting better at understanding him. “We’ll just put ya in English 101 and you’ll be done. There, that wasn’t so hard. Now let’s talk about employment. What kinda work would you like?” “What? I’m still only 13, isn’t that illegal?” That was the excuse my parents always gave whenever I brought up the possibility of supplementing my allowance. “You’re birthday is in a couple weeks and the school encourages the students to get some kinda job, even those that don’t need it, but your scholarship requires one. Not to worry though, none of the jobs will ever allow you to work no longer than three hours in a day, and no later than 7 pm and no earlier than 7 am. They might ask you to work a full 8 hour day on weekends but those are generally the only exceptions. In any case, we’ll never work ya more than 18 hours a week, so you’ll always have time for study.” “And I get to start the day of my fourteenth birthday?” The thought of finally having a disposable income was alluring. I’d finally become part of the most sought-after demographic, teenage yuppie spawn. “We could probably give ya a birthday off. We’ll be sending you a letter in the mail to remind you. So, what kinda work can you do? The scholarship gives you dibs on a load of jobs in the computer lab, and the math and science departments. It’s mostly gopher work, bringing teachers coffee and making copies.” That didn’t sound nearly as bad as I’d worried. “That’s fine,” I also liked the idea of working around computers, “how about the one in the computer lab?” I’d finally gotten my own and I wondered what kinda stuff I could do with it. That job sounded like the perfect place to find people who could show me. “Ah, good choice. That should do it for us here. Remember now, if you need to make any changes, or ya just need to talk to someone, they’re payin’ me to do this. Now if ya just go see Doctor Smith down in room 408, he’ll get you started on the physical.” This part had me worried. I’d heard lots of jokes about the “turn your head and cough” test, which would completely blow my cover. I thought about faking an illness, buying myself time to figure something out, but that wouldn’t work! He’s a doctor!! I’d settled on blaming it on my mutation if it came up, but it never did. As it turned out the “physical” was a lot more physical than that. Aside from the couple gallons of blood they drained from me, then replaced with watery fruit juice, it had little resemblance to my previous doctor visits. They did various “scratch tests” like for allergies. Nothing showed up which I expected, I’d never noticed any allergies. Nevertheless they said they would check them again at the end of the tests. Then came the REAL physical. They had me run on a treadmill, life weights, jump, do push-ups, pull-ups, sit- ups. All the while they had various wires hooked up all over and a tube in my mouth. Add to that, my elbow hurt where that nurse had stabbed my arm trying to find the vein. I really surprised myself, I knew I’d gotten stronger, but seeing the pile of weights I could lift was quite another thing. The doctor just nodded and checked off things on his clip board. After I got done jogging to exhaustion, he asked, “You say you played sports before you came here?” “Ya, I played soccer and s-baseball, and a little basketball. My parents thought it would be good for me.” I don’t think he caught my slip. I’d tried to make it sound like I was just catching my breath. “You did as well as I’d expect for a freshman with your level of interest in sports, though a little better than expected for someone you’re age. So, I’ll give you a provisional rating of exemplar level 1, which may change depending on the rest of the results. Let’s give you a chance to rest before the next round of physical tests.” The rest was an hour of the worse card tricks ever. They would look at a card and I’d have to guess what the card was. Too bad I couldn’t have them put the card back in the deck and me trying to find it. I think I remember some of THOSE tricks. The advice they gave me was silly, like try to figure out what colour each card made, or what emotion it makes them feel. I would be surprised if I got as many as a blindfolded chimp, as my history teacher used to describe the lowest score on a multiple choice test. Then they gave me various objects and told me to make them work. I don’t know what that meant, since a couple of them didn’t look like anything more than a shard of hard heavy plastic. They lined up more objects in front of me and asked me which of them felt different. Once again, the blindfolded chimp had a better chance. They placed me in a darkened room and told me to signal if I heard or saw anything. I thought I might have heard a noise like a dog whistle, but by the time I realized I’d heard it, it had stopped and I couldn’t be sure if I hadn’t been hearing things. The room was REALLY quiet, and I’d heard people sometimes hallucinate in rooms like this. There was something like that in that really bad movie they made about sensory deprivation. I doubt it was accurate though. After I’d sat in the room for what seemed like hours, the physical tests started again. They put me on a treadmill but this time without all the wires and stuff. They said to just jog at whatever pace felt comfortable. This was a pleasant change from previous physical tests where they always seemed to push me right up to the very edge of what I could do. It was almost relaxing, like the last time I went bladeing with my dad. That was not a good thing to think about. It left me totally unprepared for the medicine ball that flew by missing my left arm by mere inches. The second one came from behind so I didn’t get to see it until it was already past my head. The poles swiping at my legs were also an unwelcome surprise. I stumbled off the treadmill and ran to the door, yelling for them to get me out. The room just kept trying to kill me. I realize this was a danger room and they had told us in our tour that these rooms couldn’t kill you, but that’s not what you’re thinking when you unexpectantly find yourself in one. All I could do is run around and try not to get killed. The attacks were getting faster, I couldn’t even see some of the things that were hitting me. I finally just hid myself in the corner and tried to cover my head. It was only a few bruises later that the noise stopped and the door opened. “Now that was fun, wasn’t it?” I could have strangled that guy right then, he looked so happy with himself. I probably would have too, except my hands were still shaking too much. “I think now we can put you down as an esper. This probably also confirms the exemplar rating I gave you earlier.” He was trying to lead me to an assumed next test when I decided I’d had enough. “I’m not taking one more step until you tell me this is all about!” “What does what now?” “You’ve been trying all sorts of tests on me all day, and now you try to kill me! What the hell was that room?” I don’t like to curse, but as my friend Amanda liked to say, there are some times when you can’t express yourself properly without it. This was defiantly one of those times. The doctor looked hurt by it though, “I’m sorry, I guess I should explain. That was what’s known as a Xavier test, it’s designed to test responses to high stress situations and physical danger. We set it at levels appropriate for your abilities as measured by the earlier tests and I must say you did a spectacular job.” “What are you talking about? I was just trying not to get hit, nothing unusual happened.” “The computer says you had a 32% evasion rate, that’s much higher than what’s expected of someone with your response times. The only way for you to have gotten that high of a rating is from some kind of Extrasensory Perception or ESP, hence the title ‘esper’. In simple terms, you can tell an attack is coming before it happens.” “No I couldn’t, I just tried not to get in the way of anything, and did a lousy job at that. As you say, I only dodge 32% of them, which means I got hit by 68%. That’s failing.” Everyone gasp in awe of my enhanced mutant arithmetical skills. Is that a word? “That’s not how it works, but I don’t have time to explain this right now. I have another student scheduled to begin their testing just after you. So, could you please follow me to the next room? There’s a few more test we need perform.” The rest of the tests were not very exciting. Mostly, they tried various ways to scare me into triggering my supposed danger sense. I felt nothing of it, not even a tingle. I ended up leaving with the labels of exemplar 1, esper 1 (danger sense). To me, it felt like one of those participation awards they give out to all the loosing teams at the end of a season. I’ve gotten my share of those, and they felt exactly like this. I am as athletic as a normal athlete my age, and I can play a mean game of dodge ball. Yet somehow this qualifies me to attend super school and will keep me from ever playing high school or college sports. Not to mention never getting to see my friends. I shouldn’t think about that, it’s still more painful than it sounds. I walk myself back to my room, it’s lunch time and the cottage is empty. I’d go but I didn’t feel like it. I poke at my computer, and see that none of my old friends are online. They’ve already started school so I didn’t really expect to see them, but I always check. Hopefully they haven’t had the thought to go invisible to me yet. I doubt they’ll go so far as to change their screen names. Maybe if I write them an e-mail… ***** I never got the chance to write the e-mail that night. The night before our first classes was supposed to be uneventful so we could all get enough sleep and be fresh and ready for classes, or some such nonsense. In any event, a thoughtless bastard woke everyone up with some kinda air horn, then a guy ran down our hall claiming there were a bunch of naked girls outside. Of course everyone had to go see this for themselves. “Did you see the LEGS on the black one? She’s got it going ON!” Jack hadn’t stopped talking about them since we got back. “Oh, and when she was doing those kicks and spins! She was letting it ALL show.” “I didn’t really get a good look at her. I was over by the red head” “Fuck yah! I’d almost forgotten about her. Did you see that gown? She might as well have been wearing nothing at all! DAMN! I wish every female flier would wear a skirt. What a beautiful world that would be.” He got a far away look in his eye as if viewing an ideal plane in which he could see up girls’ skirts whenever he wanted to. I hadn’t really noticed it… much. I was just impressed with how much she looked like the girl in my dream. Right down to the pointed ears. And the way she floated… Jack started out the door, “I’m going to take a cold shower, I’ll be back in about 5 minutes.” Somehow I doubt it was a shower Jack needed right then. He didn’t bother to bring a towel so I figured ‘cold shower’ was just a euphemism. I’d probably seen the red head around campus and my brain just plugged her into my dream. Anyways, I think I needed a shower too, besides, it’s always busier in the mornings and I’m not that comfortable in my robe yet. “I’ll join ya.” I called out after him. “OH ya, yous likey the red heads don’t ya?” I blushed and picked up my shower tote. “Don’t ya know it!”