| HLPG AWARDS |
| Dungeons & Dragons is a roleplaying game. To play such a game, you need two qualities- 1) A firm grasp of the rules 2) Imagination Inevitably, mistakes will happen and a long-term player will say something 'in-character' that they'd regret later. This Site, HLPG Awards, is dedicated to graphically illustrating just HOW bad each player has messed up. It's the How Long have you been Playing this Game awards. And it's HUNGRY. |
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| Player: Cory Denious Character: Opie Adventure: "Desperate Measures" The Quote: (After the party finishes slaying a Locathah) "Do we heal after this encounter? |
| Player: Tim Brenner Character: Zebo Adventure: "Desperate Measures" The Quote: (After three weeks of referring to his Animal Companions page to access the statistics of his horse) "What page are my horse's stats on?" (Alex) "Third page." (Tim) "What page is my horse on?" (Alex) "Third page." (Tim flips through his character sheet, confused. Cory finds the page for him.) |
| Player: Jackson Jones Character: D'Amico Vega Adventure: "Shieldmeet (part 2 of 2)" The Quote: (Sees the dice value '3d6'. Rolls 1d6 and multiplies by three). |
| Player: Jackson Jones Character: D'Amico Vega Adventure: "Gibberling Hunt" The Quote: "Yes!!! Critical!" (instead of rolling a natural 20 on the d20, Jackson rolls a 15 and adds +5 bonus.) |
| Note: This page has degraded into a drop off for any sort of quote or mistake. Some of these aren't true HLPGs. |
| Player: Tim Brenner Character: Zebo Adventure: "The First, Untitled One" The Quote: (Alex describes how the dew has settled on the early morning grass) "Look at that sunset!" etc. etc. and etc. |
| Player: Tim Brenner Character: Zebo Adventure: "Tip of the Iceberg (part 1 of 3)" The Quote: "Brandon would be lucky to date an iguana." |
| Player: Jackson Jones Character: D'Amico Adventure: "Tip of the Iceberg (part 1 of 3)" The Quote: "I do what I like....very well." |
| Player: Cory Denious Character: Opie Adventure: "Tavern in the Damn Mountains" The Quote: The creation of Bill. |
| Player: Jackson Jones Character: D'Amico Vega Adventure: "Tip of the Iceberg (part 3 of 3)"" The Quote: "I'm going to cast a spell so maybe they can stop casting a spell, and then you can take two free actions." To Zebo, said 'in-character'. |
| Player: Cory Denious Character: DM (assistant) Adventure: "Speaker in Dreams" The Quote: "You can have vile abbage." (Using Alex's system of assigning names to unidentified items) |
| Player: Jackson Jones Character: D'Amico Vega Adventure: "Speaker in Dreams" The Quote: "It is the pretty pink spider, hehehehe. It is 7-feet LArge. I am HALLUC-inATING." |
| Player: Jackson Jones Character: D'Amico Vega Adventure: "Speaker in Dreams" The Quote: "Just because I'm evil doesn't mean I can't be polite." |
| Player: Cory Denious Character: Opie Adventure: "Ghosts of the Past" The Quote: Alex:"While Jackson is buying all of this stuff, do you want a shovel?" Cory:"Yeah, we've been in here so long my bat's probably dead by know." |
| Player: Jackson Jones Character: D'Amico Adventure: "Speaker in Dreams" The Quote: "Make haste, or lay waste?" |
| Player: Cory Denious Character: Opie Adventure: "Midnight Raid pt. II" The Quote: "(Alex):This campaign has been the most depressing one ever (Cory) My whole town has been taken by Drow, my friends have died three times, my girlfriend hates me, my friend betrayed me, and worst of all, I don't know where Lady Ilmeth is." |
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| New Award: Most Disgusting Achievement in D&D: Jackson Jones. Blew wind 107 times within 5 minutes |
| Player: Tim Brenner Character: Zebo Adventure: "Fear Ultimatum" The Quote: (after climax of a roleplaying encounter "End scene." |
| Player: Tim Brenner Character: Zebo Adventure: "Fear Ultimatum" The Quote: "We all had fun in the good-old days- because of my sister's calf!" |
| Player: Jackson Jones Character: D'Amico Vega Adventure: "The One where Nothing got Done" The Quote: "Join Ghargauth's (religion). You can kill people and not feel guilty about it." |
| Player: Jackson Jones Character: D'Amico Vega Adventure: "Awakening: Chasing the Sun" The Quote: (To Zebo) "Why do you have to be so diplomatic and non-killing?" |
| Player: Cory Denious Character: Opie Adventure: "Awakening: Chasing the Sun" The Quote: "Cause we're amazing." |
| Player: Tim Brenner Character: Zebo Adventure: "Awakening: Chasing the Sun" The Quote: (To D'Amico) "You've been a good little mage, know stop it." |
| Player: Jackson Jones Character: D'Amico Vega Adventure: "Awakening: Chasing the Sun" The Quote: (To Zhentarim leader in orc voice) "We are skelet.. (changes to normal voice) We are skeletal acolytes." |
| Player: Jackson Jones Character: D'Amico Vega Adventure: "Awakening: Chasing the Sun" The Quote: "No, you can have as many ranks as you want in a skill." |