CONSPIRACY THEORIES
                         THEORIES
                          THEORIES
                           THEORIES
THE GOVERNMENT LIES TO YOU. YOU KNOW IT. I KNOW IT. SHE KNOWS IT. HE KNOWS IT. THIS SECTION WILL REVEAL SOME OF THE SECRETS THAT THOSE BASTARDS ARE HIDEING FROM YOU. NOW, THESE ARE JUST THEORIES SO IF YOU BELIVE SOME THINGS THAT  I TELL YOU IN HERE DONT GO AND IMMEDIATLY BLOW UP THE WHITE HOUSE....
COKE AND PEPSI RULE THE NATION

now, you may be thinking "how the fuck would coke and pepsi rule the nation?" well... i have some ideas to prove this theory. ok, to begin. coke rules most drinks, coke, water, mello yello. and pepsi rules some to faygo, mountin dew, and of course pepsi. now these 2 companies try and make you think that they are 2 big companies that are rivals. but there not, they are actually the same company, and they only put out those commercials that make them look like they hate eachother to get you to buy twice the product. and if you think about it every big corporation is sponsored by a drink, may it be coke, or pepsi, or even dasani. wich means that coke and pepsi secretly own the united states of america. its some pretty scary shit to think that a soft drink decides whether we live or die dosent it?
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