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Episode 32 : Tak The Hideous New Girl
It's Valentines Day at Skool and Miss Bitters says Valentine's Day can be celebrated. Everyone starts giving meat Valentines out. Just then a new student, TAK, comes in from a giant Deelishus Weenie Corporation jet with her dark red-eyed cat Mimi. She starts giving weenies out to all the kids, except for ZIM, to whom she reads a poem. For some reason ZIM thinks TAK has a crush on him, when she gives him some BBQ-covered meat which burns him very badly. He says to the Almighty Tallest he can study TAK on the love rituals of humans. Of course, every time ZIM comes near TAK, she burns him with meat very badly. ZIM finally gives up and goes home, and all of the sudden, TAK comes with Mimi, and then... she turns into an Irken and Mimi turns into a SIR!! She says she was training to be an Invader on the military planet Devastis 50 years ago, but ZIM was trying to get some candy from a machine and he got a huge robot and blew it up. The explosion blew the power on half of Devasis, and trapped TAK, causing her to miss the final test. When she begged a Control Brain for a second chance, she was told she had to wait another 70 years for the next test. She spent the next 50 years looking for ZIM and finally found him. She didn't so much want revenge. She just wanted to take ZIM's place and conquer Earth feeling she should have. After wrestling a random ham demon, ZIM tries to get help and sees he can only get help from Dib. Dib is shocked to see Zim in his house talking to Professor Membrane! ZIM tells Dib all about TAK and shows him the pictures he wrestled off the ham demon of a giant weenie stand, but Dib refuses to help. Then Gaz sprays Poop Cola that sprays ZIM out the window. Dib feels he can defeat TAK himself, so he goes in the Deelishus Weenie Company, in the giant secret entrance and finds TAK there. Gaz joins Dib. Then ZIM comes out of the wall in his Irken spaceship. Dib wonders how ZIM followed him, and Zim says he used a homing device... that was GIR! He was latched onto Dib's head the whole time! Mimi easily defeats ZIM, Dib and GIR and they go flying away. When she comes for Gaz, Gaz sprays her Poop Cola which hurts Mimi but she leaves a small computer chip behind. ZIM, Dib, Gaz and GIR all meet together, and Gaz shows the computer chip Mimi left behind. ZIM figures it has TAK's plan written all over it, but Dib and Gaz won't hand it over unless ZIM lets them see his base. The four go to ZIM's base, where they find that TAK's plan is to use the Deelishus Weenie Corporation to drain all of Earth's molten lava, and spray it into space. Then she'll put candy in Earth and give it to the Tallest in order to prove her worthiness as an Invader. The four come up with a plan. Zim and Dib come in the Voot Cruiser and ZIM drops Dib into the Deelishus Weenie Company to find a way to turn the lava pump off. TAK starts draining the Earth's molten lava and goes in an Irken spaceship with Mimi, but Zim goes after her. They start battling in space. Meanwhile, back at ZIM's house, GIR and Gaz find out they can control Mimi and GIR controls her, making her go crazy. Dib, still in the Deelishus Weenie Company finds a button that says, "On/Off". Dib turns it off. TAK's Irken spaceship falls apart and she goes off in a smaller one and says she'll return someday...right before ZIM throws her into space. In the end, ZIM tells the Tallest he stopped TAK, but they say they like snacks. GIR is dressed as Mimi. Dib looks at the stars and tells Gaz it would be great if he could explore it. Just then, TAK's empty spaceship falls to Dib's house and Dib looks at it with a smile on his face...
Episode 33: Gir Goes Crazy and Stuff
After ZIM's latest plan to taint the Earth's cow-meat supply with DOOKIE is ruined by his robot, he decides to fix GIR once and for all. He sends GIR into a VR world to fight a Dib hologram, slowly increasing the power on GIR's behavioral modifier. GIR is finally locked in duty mode. ZIM sends GIR on a test to investigate a police siren, and GIR comes back with a police officer. ZIM is irritated that he has to wipe the officer's memory, and sends GIR off to do some information retrieval. ZIM replaces the officer's brain with a squid's, and they go off to see what GIR's doing. They find him in a library, draining the minds of everyone there and absorbing their knowledge. ZIM commands him to stop before they're noticed... some more... but GIR refuses. GIR realizes that ZIM is not a master at all, and begins firing at him. GIR chases ZIM and the Squidman through the library, until they are trapped in a corner. Squidman incapacitates GIR with his... ink... and ZIM manages to retrieve the behavioral modifier, switching GIR back to normal. They bring Squidman back to the ocean, where he gets eaten by a shark.
Episode 34 : DIb's Wonderful lLife Of Doom
ZIM has another "I'M NORMAL!" freakout, and Dib is so irritated that no one notices anything strange about him. Dib decides that today is the day things change. In a fit of rage, he throws a muffin at ZIM's head. ZIM is horrified that he has been so tainted, and demands to know who did it. No one admits to it, and ZIM runs off. Dib is victorious. Even Gaz finds it funny.
That night, a pair of Meekrob (yes, the planet Invader Tenn was assigned to) come to Dib's house and take the form of giant sneakers. They explain to Dib that the Irken Empire is their enemy as well, although Dib doesn't understand why they had to turn into shoes. They tell Dib they will help him on his mission, and zap him with spooky powers. The next morning, Dib feels great. He discovers that he has an array of powers-- flying, telekinesis, gravity-defiance. He decides to use his powers against ZIM, and finally take action. He has a talk with ZIM for a few hours, and ZIM is convinced. He turns himself over to authorities, and GIR is ecstatic that he gets to self-destruct. Soon, he is famous for proving the existance of aliens. He decides that it will be his life's work. Soon, he discovers ghosts. Several years later, with a new spike in his hair, he finds a load of lake monsters. After twenty years, ZIM is decaying in a tube in a closet, but still believes the Armada will come. Now an adult, Dib opens his own institute of the paranormal/museum/snack bar. Much older, and with three spikes in his hair, Dib is alerted that the Irken Admada has come at last. He leads an attack, discovering that the Massive (the head ship where the Tallest reside) has a weak spot, the side pods, filled with snacks. The fleets of Earth and Irk battle, and Dib personally destroys the snack pods. Tallest Red runs away, crying. The Invasion is over. As the Armada crashes down to Earth, Dib is awarded the Greatest Person Ever to Live Award. As a very old man, with four spikes in his white hair, he is on a talk show, reminiscing. The host asks one last question: did he really throw the muffin at ZIM's head? Dib thinks for a moment, and tells him he did. Suddenly, the heads of everyone in the crowd is replaced by ZIM's. Dib finds himself in a holodeck in ZIM's base. The whole thing was a virtual reality world. ZIM screams at Dib and tells him to get out. Before he goes, though, ZIM lowers a cannon at Dib's head, and shoots a muffin at him.
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Episode 35 : Walk for your Lives
It's PROBING DAY! The magical day when the Invaders are inspected by the Almighty Tallest on their work. After Invader Slacks puts up a sad performance, it's ZIM's turn. He demonstrates that he has captured Dib and put him in a homemade variable time stasis field. He can put Dib in fast forward or slow-mo. He plays around with Dib, but the field malfunctions and explodes. The connection is shorted, but ZIM expects the Tallest to check back soon.
Dib is gone, and ZIM assumes he was destroyed. VICTORY FOR ZIM! But the base is a horrible mess. ZIM and GIR try to clean up the wrecked base before the Tallest call back. Dib is frozen in place, and GIR doesn't notice him when he dumps him out with the rest of the garbage. GIR discovers a tiny glowing green object amid the mess. It burns ZIM's hand, and melts GIR's arm off (which he enjoys). ZIM's computer analyzes the object, and discovers that it is actually an explosion. It cobonded with the time stasis field, causing it to explode reeeeally slowly. It can't be extinguished, and must be allowed to reach its full size-- thus destroying ZIM's base, and most of the city.
ZIM decides to try and dampen its effect by burying it in garbage. They clumsily attempt to get it out of the house, but to no avail. ZIM goes to Plan B-- disguising himself as a reeeeally big woman and putting the explosion inside the disguise. Meanwhile, Dib is trapped in slow-motion, and tries to run for help... causing a colossal car wreck just trying to cross the street. ZIM and GIR reach their destination, but Spooky Chihuahua causes ZIM to lose his balance, and the explosion rolls away. The people of the city run in horror from the growing explosion, but soon notice that it's not going anywhere, and decide to walk instead.
ZIM is horrified. The base is a wreck, the explosion is... exploding, and the Tallest will be calling back any minute. He comes up with a plan-- he can use what's left of the time field to counter the slow-motion, and let the explosion run its course, getting rid of it forever. GIR points out that that won't help anything, it'll just make the explosion go faster, but ZIM doesn't care. He needs a piece of the time field to set it off, though. GIR tells him that Dib wasn't destroyed, and is still stuck with the time stasis. ZIM finds Dib, and uses GIR as a slingshot to fire Dib into the explosion. The time fields cancel out, and everything is at full speed again. Boom.
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