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| Bios | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Back | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Zim | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Voice by - Richard Horvitz | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Greetings Earthanoids , I am Zim, my job is simple to destroy all you slimey earth slugs. The only thing that stands in my way is Dib. That stupid human...How dare he mess with me. The tallest have not placed their trust in me and cant see how much of a worthy invader i am! My plans tend not to work but i learn from my mistakes. Very werid things have happened to me since my mission on Earth started. I have had a pimpil, been attacked by babies, lost in a city, gone to a skool, been annoyed for a "career", wiped my house clean of germs and the list just goes on. So this is Invader Zim, Signing off..... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Gir | Voice by - Rosearik Rikki Simon | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Heylo im Gir , my time consistis of eating food, running in circles, riding pigs, annoying zim, dancing and being so happY!!!!! my faveoriate foods are , everything. My favoriate show is Scary Monkey Show . Why is Dib's head so big???????? WHY IS HIS HEAD SO BIGGGGG????? Why dont we ask the information humans for help??? Im dancing like a monkey bye!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Dib | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Extremely into the paranormal, Dib jumped at the chance to expose Zim for the alien he really is. Sadly, no one believes Dib, and everyone thinks he's crazy. He has actually seen Zim without his disguise and had pictures, but Zim shrunk himself and went into Dib's brain to delete the knowledge of where he hid the pics.His favoriate show is Mysterious Mysteries of Strange Mysteries which he has benn on. And he lost his camera to a bird. He lost aginst shunk to get into his own dads show! But Gaz was smart and used the staff entrence. NOTE FROM DIB: You'll all see that I'm not crazy when I prove Zim's an alien! |
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| Gaz | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| What do you want to know about me? I play games, I eat pizza, I sleep. And for seven days a week I put up with Dib's stupid babbling about Zim being an alien. So what if Zim's an alien? He's such a moron anyway. And why does Dib care so much about humanity? All humans are are big ugly animals with huge noses who have brains, although that may be debateable. Just leave me alone. I don't care. Oh, and I don't know what you'd be on if you'd be crazy enough to ever try to go out and find me, but if you do, just remember one thing: don't make me lose my games. I'll sooner rip out your intestines and use them to hang you from a tree before I'll have one word with you. If you want to talk to someone, go find Dib or something, and keep him away from me while you're at it. As a matter of fact, go ahead and get rid of Zim and his stupid dog, too. If you do that, maybe, just maybe, I'll put up with you for a little while. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| The Almighty Tallest | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| The Almighty Tallest are Zim's leaders. As I've never actually seen them, I don't know any more about them then what Dib says, as he claims to have spotted them once when sneaking into Zim's house, just before he was caught. They were the ones responsible for sending Zim to Earth in the first place, and did it only to get rid of him, not expecting him to actually find a planet. As the Irken empire is based on height for power, they don't like Zim much, because he's the shortest Irken in existance. Not only that, but he also nearly destroyed their planet at one time, and was banished, only to later come back. Usually, Irk has only one leader, but since Red and Purple, the two Tallest, are both the same height, they both rule the planet. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Prof. Membrane | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| He has his own TV show for kids, called Probing the Membrane of Science. I don't know who'd want to watch such a stupid show, but there's no point in criticizing it. He wouldn't listen anyway. He's really into science, just like Dib, but at least he doesn't go around claiming everyone he sees is an alien. But because of this fact, our house is full of his little contraptions, including robot arms that randomly come down from the ceiling. It's really annoying. Other than that, I don't really know a whole lot about him, considering we only spend time together once a year. Sometimes I wish we did it more often, but as long as I still have my Game Slave, I'm just fine. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Ms.Bitters | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I am very lucky Dib got stuck with Miss Bitters as his teacher. Maybe if she puts enough doom-chants into his head, he'll realize humanity isn't worth saving. I've seen her floating around the Skool as if she doesn't have any feet. If it wasn't for spiders hanging out of her nose, or her voice exploding ear drums in every direction, she'd almost be in my league as far as gloominess is concerned. But she's ancient, and ancient people bother me. There isn't much more to be said about Miss Bitters. Her history is pretty unknown, even to Dib. Of course, there isn't many people who would actually want to know about her past. But if you do want to learn about her...I worry for your sanity |
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