GEORGE W. BUSHS' ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS
PRESIDENT:
- I attacked and took over two countries.
- I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the
US Treasury.
- I shattered the record for the biggest
annual deficit in history(not easy!).
- I set an economic record for the most
personal bankruptcies filed in any 12 month
period.
- I set all-time record for the biggest drop
in the history of the stock market.
- I am the first president in decades to
execute a federal prisoner.
- I am the first president in US history to
enter office with a criminal record.
- In my first year in office I set the
all-time record for most days on vacation by
any
president in US history (tough to beat my
dad's,
but I did).
- After taking the entire month of August off
for vacation, I presided over the worst
security failure in US history.
- I set the record for most campaign fund
raising trips by any president in US history.
- In my first two years in office over 2
million Americans lost their job.
- I cut unemployment benefits for more
out-of-work Americans than any other
president in US history.
- I set the all-time record for most real
estate foreclosures in a 12-month period.
- I appointed more convicted criminals to
administration positions than any president
in US history.
- I set the record for the fewest press
conferences of any president, since the
advent
of TV.
- I signed more laws and executive orders
amending the Constitution than any other
US president in history.
- I presided over the biggest energy crises
in US history and refused to intervene
when corruption was revealed.
- I cut health care benefits for war
veterans.
- I set the all-time record for most people
worldwide to simultaneously take to the
streets to protest me (15 million people),
shattering the record for protest against
any person in the history of mankind.
- I dissolved more international treaties
than any president in US >history.
- I've made my presidency the most secretive
and unaccountable of any in US
history.
- Members of my cabinet are the richest of
any administration in US history. (The
poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice,
has a Chevron oil tanker named after
her).
- I am the first president in US history to
have all 50 states of the Union
simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.
- I presided over the biggest corporate stock
market fraud in any market in any
country in the history of the world.
- I am the first president in US history to
order a US attack and military occupation
of a sovereign nation, and I did so against
the will of the United Nations and the
vast majority of the international community.
- I have created the largest government
department bureaucracy in the history of the
United States, called the "Bureau of
Homeland Security"(only one letter away
from
BS).
- I set the all-time record for biggest
annual budget spending increases, more than
any other president in US history (Ronnie was
tough to beat, but I did it!!).
- I am the first president in US history to
compel the United Nations to remove the
US from the Human Rights Commission.
- I am the first president in US history to
have the United Nations remove the US
from the Elections Monitoring Board.
- I removed more checks and balances, and
have the least amount of congressional
oversight than any presidential
administration in US history.
- I rendered the entire United Nations
irrelevant.
- I withdrew from the World Court of Law.
- I refused to allow inspectors access to US
prisoners of war and by default no longer
abide by the Geneva Conventions.
- I am the first president in US history to
refuse United Nations election inspectors
access during the 2002 US elections.
- I am the all-time US (and world) record
holder for most corporate campaign
donations.
- The biggest lifetime contributor to my
campaign, who is also one of my best
friends, presided over one of the largest
corporate bankruptcy frauds in world
history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron
Corporation).
- I spent more money on polls and focus
groups than any president in US history.
- I am the first president to run and hide
when the US came under attack (and then
lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air
Force 1)
- I am the first US president to establish a
secret shadow government.
- I took the world's sympathy for the US
after 9/11,and in less than a year made the
US the most resented country in the world
(possibly the biggest diplomatic failure
in US and world history). I am the first US
president in history to have a majority of
the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency
as the biggest threat to world
peace and stability.
- I changed US policy to allow convicted
criminals to be awarded government
contracts.
- I set the all-time record for the number of
administration appointees who violated
US law by not selling their huge investments
in corporations bidding for gov't
contracts.
- I have removed more freedoms and civil
liberties for Americans than any other
president in US history.
- In a little over two years, I have created
the most divided country in decades,
possibly the most divided that the US has
been since the Civil War.
- I entered office with the strongest economy
in US history and in less than two years
turned every single economic category heading
straight down.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
- I have at least one conviction for drunk
driving in Maine (Texas driving record has
been erased and is not available).
- I was AWOL from the National Guard and
deserted the military during time of war.
- I refuse to take a drug test or even answer
any questions about drug use.
- All records of my tenure as governor of
Texas have been spirited away to my
fathers library, sealed in secrecy and
unavailable for public view.
- All records of any SEC investigations into
my insider trading or bankrupt
companies are sealed in secrecy and
unavailable for public view.
- All minutes of meetings of any public
corporation for which I served on the board
are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for
public view.
- Any records or minutes from meetings I (or
my VP)attended regarding public
energy policy are sealed in secrecy and
unavailable for public review.
PERSONAL REFERENCES:
- For personal references, please speak to my
dad or Uncle James Baker.(They can
be reached in their offices at the Carlyle
Group where they are helping to divide up
the spoils of the US-Iraq war and plan for
the next one).
(Note: this information should be useful to
voters in the 2004 election. Circulate to as
many citizens you think would be helped to be
reminded about his record.)