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I bet you all wonder, "Why the hell does Tad have enough time to make a website?!" Well I will inform you all on Tad's Time Management Plan! First let�s start with a few basic things, if you avoid bathing you will save 15 minutes a day! Wear the same clothes everyday and you will not need to waste 5 minutes picking out your duds. When it comes to eating why not on the run? What I do is take a packet of easy Mac and eat the noodles raw while I pour the cheese down my gullet for the beverage. This method is just as nutricies and only sacrifices a little bit of the taste! This will save you roughly 1 hour a day for all three meals. Now I know none of you have the kind of good sleeping habits I do, go to bed at 3 and get up at 6 to go to school. You may think that you may be tired during the day but coffee will do the trick! (Remember save time by just eating it raw, you actually waste less space on the water and can thus get more caffeine into your system!) This will save you about 6 hours of time! Now when it comes down to homework there is one perfect solution. We all know we are stuck at school so we will waste time there, why not just copy the answers from one of those over achieving conformist bastards!? Also my favorite just steal there paper and put your name on it. Not only will this save time but you will also be fucking them over, and there is nothing better to watch than a frantic overachiever looking for there "lost" homework! This will save you about 30 minutes a day. If your mom asks you to do some chores than just tell her that chores are women�s work and that will put that little kitchen hobbit into her right place. Now if you are a girl just say you are having your period and you can do women�s work at the moment! (It is best if you�re a bitch all the time and really nice in this situation, than they will believe you because they thought you were just PMS'ing!) This will save you about 30 minutes of time. Now as you can see all of these things are relatively easy and in some cases even fun! The secrets I have just told you will save you roughly eight and a half hours for you to sit on the computer and tell everyone about how awesome you are. |
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