Tad's Insight
I am a genius! No lie! I was sitting in homebase and my teacher came over and gave me a detention slip, fuckin hate those. Anyways I decided to come in next Thursday in the morning for 25 minutes instead of an hour after school.

Wait, that�s not all! A few hours later I was sitting in science class and my teacher handed me a sheet of paper with all my classes on it. It had been stamped with this red type that read �Come to the main office, Thanks, Mr. Harriman� or some stupid shit like that.

I headed on down and waited by his office until he arrived 10 minutes later, than waited 5 more minutes until he called me in. (Way to waste my time �big� shot ass hole. Take your 50 grand a year and shove it up your ass.)

I got a referral for something I didn�t deserve it for, like always. He asked me if I would like to serve it next Thursday before or after school, so I said before. Talk about two birds with one stone! I wasn�t even going to go to it but with this good of a deal there�s no way I�m not going!

The point of this story is the system may cheat you and give you two BS detentions, but you can always just turn around and kick 'em in the balls and say, �Fuck that hoe I�m only taking one!�

Stay classy internetees.
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