Why my New Years Kicked ASS!
01/04/05
My New Years kicked ass for one main reason. Halo 2. The best console game of ALL TIME, yes it may be that a few PC games are better but that does not matter now because I am sick of all those. A little story for all of you out there of how my countdown to new years went. I was playing Halo 2 when nature called so I went to relive myself. As I took this quick break I took a quick second to spy at the clock. It was 11 o�clock at night. I resumed my Halo 2 play and started to get hungry because I had not eaten anything since noon. When I went to get some food and was near a clock I saw it was two in the morning! Not only did I miss the notorious countdown but I had not even noticed it was the New Year until 2 hours later!

Anyways I want to share my gaming experience with you all by telling you a few terms that I use when playing. I assume that most of you aren�t gamers so I have a translation below the comment.

�Mother fucking hackzor!�
I just got wasted by someone so I assume they are hacking.

�Fucking bullshit!�
Someone was just owned by someone so I blame the game.

�God damn fucking lag!�
I just got wasted by someone so I blame it on lag.

�That bitch is fucking glitching!�
I just got wasted by someone so I assume they are glitching.

�I just pwned that mother fucker!�
I got a kill for once!

I have a tip for all of you new comers to Halo 2 out there. If you really want to get that kill than you need to picture that person as someone you hate. This is they key to getting you pumped up. Below is an example of what I see when I am playing Halo 2.
I made this picture all by myself, pro isn't it?
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