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Obviosly I love the internet, because if I diden't have it I wouldent be able to make this website. chat with friends, buy crap, porn, get info for school and many other uses but I have to admit it could be a lot better. This reminds me of a skit on Chapells show when it shows what the internet would be like if it was life and it was a crapy place. First of all lets start out with pop-ups! I have to say not once in my entire fucking life have I gotten a pop-up that was good! They dont get it I dont want boobs, I get up fine and the most anoying thing of all is half of the god damn pop-ups are for anti pop-up software. If I could meet one of the peope that infects our computers with crap about toilet paper that has saddams picture on it so we can wipe are fat arses on his face I would shove them up my ass. Moving on to sexuel preditors the internet must be a heaven sent. Easily enough they can pose as someone of any age, race and sex without even a little work. With how dumb some kids are now days they will go and meet with these guys than complain when they got thear fuge packed. Viruses, god damn I hate viruses. Don't you just love how some people devote there lives to making yours worse!? There are these fat ass computer nerds who sit on the computer all day and dont even move to release their bowels who make viruses that can fuck your computer up. You all know the blaster worm, well guess what I got that and whenever I started my computer I got that little message that said, your computer is shuting down in one minute and I couldent use my computer for over a week until finaly I got enough time before that coutdown thing started to get rid of the damn thing. Now spyware! I think this is the worst of them all, not only does it cause more pop-ups but it also slows down your computer and when your dealing with a machine from the stone age like mine thats allready a big enough problem. |
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