Gifts
11/30/04
As much as I hate Christmas I am still dedicated to some people so the politics of life influence me to get them gifts. As we all know getting a gift for someone is not the easies thing in the world, so I will give you a few pointers and even some good gift ideas.

First let�s start with that reluctant person that you never know quite what the hell to get. Just give them $10 and an awesome card like this one that I made all on my own with a little program called Paint.
If you are getting a present for someone you live with such as your mom, dad, sister, that Russian immigrant that lives in the basement or your insane grandparent than just get them something that you will use more than them! This will not waste your money and you will get brownie points for getting that person something!

I have some good gift ideas that you could get someone. A knife for those people who aren�t packing much in the self defense category. How about some Twinkies for that anorexic sister of yours, or maybe just some condoms so she doesn�t transfer any of those icky STD�s to your best friend! The perfect gift in my opinion would be a brand new computer. Mom could find some good meal plans to make everyone happy about dinner time for a change. Dad could find some good tools so you don�t need to help him make that spice rack. Your sibling could find some good community collages that would accept even them. That pesky immigrant of yours could find a location wear they can legalize themselves and your grandparents could find out wear they want to be buried!
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