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Christmas, it starts earlier and ends later every god damn year. That time of year when all the major corporations jump into their fat ass Santa suits and prance around the mall trying to sell you red and green tampons and peppermint flavored condoms. Don�t you just love walking down into your living room and seeing a giant pine tree surrounded by your family who than ask you, �Want to decorate the tree with us?!� Just to let you all know the answer is the same every year, �I�ll fucking shoot myself before I hang a glittery ball on a plastic tree you god damn Nazi.� I hate Christmas all it is, is a time for people to pull together what little money they have and buy bright lights and large pieces of cheap plastic shaped like reindeer. It is all a big waste of time and money and I hate socializing with all my relatives and talking about how shity I am doing in school and about what stage of puberty I�m in. I am sick of all those god damn Christmas specials wear Cory waits all night and catches Santa kissing his mom. Every god damn channel is invaded by some remake of A Christmas Carol and no matter what characters you use for it A Christmas Carol still is a over rated load of bull shit. The best part of Christmas along with most things in life is the end. I swear to god if any carolers come to my house I am going to give them ten seconds before I start to beat them with my 9 iron. I think the reason that some animals hibernate is to get away from Christmas, bastards they should have to endure it just like the rest of us. If it were up to me I would kill Christmas along with Easter, Valentines Day, Halloween and concentrate on the important holidays, like Veterans Day. Veterans Day is a time when you celebrate great people and a great country, but most other holidays we are all enslaved by companies like Target and Wal Mart. We bow down to them and give them all of our money and in return we get a bunch of colored lights that blink! A holiday should not be about stuff but ideas, but hey I expect a huge fuckin present from all of you. |
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